drinking daedric lava whiskey while standing on the top step of high hrothgaar

Telling a Nord a Bosmer can hold his liquor better than him.

ALSO:

Asking somebody where you can obtain a gun.

going to the dragon party uninvited.

avalanche of weightless carrots.

Trying to start a dragon party by feeding a dragon a weightless carrot with your spear.

Trying to sell a master of mercentile your glass greaves.

Stds from your romantic partner.

Climbing 7000 steps and trying to count them, while drunk, and somehow counting 7002 and falling off in an angry drunken rage because you were lied to.

Showing the children the small skeletons under the statue of the lucky old lady.

Trying to ninja climb a mountain to get to Morrowind to find a crossbow.

Trying to recreate skyrim on minecraft.

Trying to get multiple romantic partners to live in the same house as you.

Complaining about how the giant was dropped by the dragon instead of trying to kill the dragon.

Traveling with a companion who gets shot by a stealth npc with an arrow. You will draw your weapon and be forced to squat and stare at the wall until you die.

Finding out Falmer are real and very pissed off that you discovered their hiding place.

Sheogorath's shrine collapses down on top of you. Ouch! :tongue:

Telling a Nord women her bum looks big in that dress.

Being a criminal scum and not stopping right there.

Trying to "Dance" with Spriggans

Being mauled and mangled by a Thylacine.

fighting someone but not being as tough as a mudcrab

Your kidneys explode because you couldn't find a way to unzip your greaves when really needing a wee,

getting stuck in the terrain with a radscorpion and playing on Xbox with no console command to toggle clipping off

going for a swim and you dive deep and by the time you get back it if frozen and you get eaten by Slaughter fish (or some other baddie) or drown

You seek out a werewolf in the hopes of contracting Sanies Lupinus. Your body is discovered the following day.

Random dragon drops a giant on your head.

Fix'd :goodjob:

Argionan STD kills you but not your one time lover.....

Your struck by a burning dog that seemingly fell from the sky.

Trip and fall on your spear... Oh wait.....

Heart attack

being ugly

Being killed by your clone's* Yol Toor shout.


(using the console to make a clone of the PC)

Facing off against a legion of spiiiders.

I was thinking something along these lines like I used to do in Oblivion. I used to get to the top near the entrance of the Wizard's Tower. Then I would run off the edge of the mountain on Shadowmere to see how far I could go and survive...... :wacko: