100 ways to die in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:45 pm

My Argonian maid had a boyfriend.....Named Alduin :bolt:

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:29 pm

Attacking a Greybeard.

Imagine how many Fus-Ro-Dahs you would be hit by.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:40 pm

Killed by a werewolf riding a mammoth who shoots a spear out of a crossbow.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:36 pm

stelling an apple and paying with your blood.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:50 pm

taunting a greybeard

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:19 pm

Stealing a spoon and getting shot by a guard who was a werewolfbearboar vampire from the Morgan Trog who rides a mammoth and wields a crossbow that shoots spears.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:45 pm

Piblokto, or “Arctic madness,” wherein the afflicted rips off clothing and runs howling like an animal through the snow. And some other things, but this is the main point.

Glorious.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:28 am

devouered by rabbits

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:22 pm

Getting killed by "those that cannot be harmed"

» Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:58 am

Trying to ride the Troll guarded Mammoths

» Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:32 am

:sick: Sneaking behind a Giant or Dragon and thus this happening......the savior of the world dies from one mis-sneak
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» Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:14 pm

getting stepped on at a dragon party

» Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:40 am

Frostbite after finishing my Chainmail Bikini mod.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:00 pm

Strep throat- this legendary affliction linked to cold weather renders your dragonshout useless and everything beats you to a pulp.

Falling as you accidentally whirlwind shout off the throat of the world

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:30 pm

The first thing I could think of was drowning.. But not me, teh heh heh. I'm an argonian

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:08 pm

Telling Khajiit jokes.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:19 pm

Thinking the Dragon's A.I. is turned off when your testing weapons.
(lol vsions)

» Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:47 am

tripping over "those that cannot be harmed" and falling off the throat of the world.

getting into a sword fight and attempting to swing from the beards for the Greybeards like a chandelier.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:09 pm

Thinking of using a Linkin Park song.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:50 pm

Putting down the controller without pausing to go to the bathroom.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:28 pm

Trying to mate with a dragon.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:56 pm

Whirlwind Sprint yourself into a wall.

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:33 pm

Contracting rockjaw from a wolf and leaving it untreated

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:05 pm

Reenacting the legend of Saint George and the Dragon, then realizing you're missing two of the more vital components.

(i.e. spears and mounted combat)

» Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:12 pm

being a dragon-dentist