ha ha that would be sick

Getting smashed by Alduin.

walking across a old rope bridge with nothing but carrots you think are weightless but to your fatal surprise are not.

eaten by a giant spider as you try to kill it with your shoe

exploding from the lack of toilets or bed pans.

Shouting "Long Live the Empire" in a tavern at Haafingar.(Solitude)

Failing to switch your shout from Whirlwind Sprint before shouting at a dragon with it's mouth open... *crunch*

Archery based self castration.

:mage:

^ Self explanatory.

Saying any Dragonshout backwards, causing the effect to reverse and be directed at you.

Eating the special anti-gravity carrots and flying off into space

dont cure a disease and it will eventually kill you.

Believing a lie by Mai'q or whatever his name is.

Partying with dragons.
Walking in the snow then suddenly... You're overencumbered. You check your inventory to drop some useless things. You notice that you carrots are no long weightless and you individually have to drop each one. All 1000 of them.
Old age after trying to count all 7000 steps on the mountain.
Annoyed to death from the adoring fan.
Burned alive or executed in any other manner (For Wood Elves).

Putting off the main quest for so long that Alduin simply arrives and swallows the world.

Using Storm Call while fighting a Slaughterfish.

Burned at the stake for being a floating camera with arms.

Too much Skooma....

Trying to get away with a murdering spree by offering to pay off the fine with a Nord guard.

Summoning a deadra female and slaping her on the but and then she eats you,

exploding a barel full of lanp oil and standing right next to it,

forgetting that your using water breath spell and drown,

trying to use water walking on vulcanic lava,

knoking down a tree on your head,

turbulence in mid levitation,

getting poisoned,

rock slide.

:sick: Sneaking behind a Giant or Dragon and thus this happening......the savior of the world dies from one mis-sneak
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Icicle falling from a roof and poking your eye out.
Getting your tongue stuck to your sword in the cold, cold weather after your companion double dog dared you to lick it.
Walking out on the frozen tundra and falling through the ice of a lake you didn't know was there.
Being eaten by a wolf who is actually your lover but you've been separated by an evil priest to live opposite each other in different forms. You a hawk and them a wolf.
Getting eaten by a wolf who was disguised as your grandmother
Getting punched in the gut after drinking a liter of diet coke and eating a pack of mentos.
Getting killed by your alternate "dark" self after a little green man you thought of as a mentor told you to go into a cave.
After witnessing a talking moose you are dive bombed by a talking, flying squirrel desperate on keeping their anonymity.
An evil man ties you to a boat and sends you through a magical cave named "it's a small world." where tiny creatures dressed in attire from foreign lands sing a repetitive song in different languages for eternity.

failing to stop alduin before he swallows the world

Getting on Glarthir's bad side

Or they break wind just at the same time you use the fire breath shout :flamethrower: :flamed:

To be honest, I thought HORRIBLE things before I finished the sentence....