100 Ways to tell you play too much Fallout 3 : Fallout 3

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:12 pm

when you build and collect melee weapons from in the game so you dont have to go looking when the apocalypse comes around (sorta guilty, i got a sledgehammer and call it 'the pulverizer', i got a pool stick and call it 'the breaker' and i built my own auto axe)

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:33 am

281: When reading behind a smoke detector, you think Fallout 3 and the radiation.

281: You attempted to carry 1 tone on your back and walk... but wasn't able.

282: After a failed attempt at Parkour, you tried to sleep, to heal up.

283: You gather used car wheels and used them as part clothings.

284: You want to buy glass Coka-Cola. <_<

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:39 pm

285: You give Purified water to homeless.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:09 pm

286: Whenever you see a squirrel you think, "Now, if only I had a stick I could have me a tasty little treat here!".

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:39 pm

287: You never run out of breath, when running 10 km...

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:10 am

When you play Oblivion and keep trying to use the pipboy light...

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:41 pm

After playing about 2 hours past your self-imposed deadline, you just have to, I mean have to, check out Bethesda Fallout forums for 30 minutes or so…. Then of course you have to/need to add to the discussion (did I say 30?)…. Then of course you have to crank the game back up… Did I say I was going to bed at 10:30? Pffttt… any normal person can function on 3 hours of sleep……

3 hours? My endurance is at level 8… sleep is only needed every other day… Hmmm, theoretically a level 10 endurance would allow for …..

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:10 am

129. You actually tried to use VATS in RL, and in school, really!

done that at baseball practice lol i hit the ball still

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:36 am

290: You start drinking from public toilets...just in case.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:00 am

291 you fill a missly launcher with books army legs heads teddy bears etc
292 you think a hit from a baseball bat will rip someones head arm and/or leg off

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:16 am

you mistake your dad for a behemoth and mirv his ass!!

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:08 pm

you mistake your dad for a behemoth and mirv his ass!!

I lol'd.
"If I don't hit him the first two times, I DAMN WELL WILL ON THE NEXT SIX!"
dad: "Wha--"
*BOOM*

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:13 pm

When you see any hotel as a potential Tenpenny Tower of your own. :laugh:

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:49 pm

you see bobby pins in real life and think i always need bobby pins (guilty)

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:14 pm

21. You call Washington D.C., The Capital Wasteland.

Well it is isn't it?

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:30 pm

you see bobby pins in real life and think i always need bobby pins (guilty)

In my mom's car there is alot of bobby pins, in a door pocket-thing... could be usefull... if only I hade a level 15 picklock skill... Haha.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:35 pm

Not sure which number this is, but...

* When you start refering to coca cola as nuka cola (I'm actually guilty of that :laugh: )
* When you refer to Wal-Mart as Super-Duper Mart

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:07 pm

293. You name a character "Strange Meat Pie" and give him electric blue hair, just because you're out of normal names and hair colors.

294. You wonder what the stats of your favorite firearm of choice would be, if it were "Fallout-ized".

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:42 am

294. You wonder what the stats of your favorite firearm of choice would be, if it were "Fallout-ized".

295: When you start having HOT dreams about Nova!

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:21 pm

When you get annoyed about people not as knowing much about fallout as you.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:02 am

297 When you start to wonder why every advertisemant showing a happy family doesn't show the dad with a pipe in his mouth.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:43 pm

Talking to someone and requesting a [SPEECH] check.
Accusing your boss of being a slaver
Threatening someone with an 89% critical on their left arm.
Entering a store and looking for a female cashier with a mustache.

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:25 pm

This vid gives an insight on what happens when you play wayyyyy to much fallout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NBbAtWbc8k

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:28 am

- You look for good sniping positions whenever you walk across a bridge. :unsure2:

» Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:46 pm

- You start hoarding garbage; just-in-case you need extra Rock-It Launcher ammo.
“Baby, we can’t throw that empty bean can away, we might need it!”

- You try to find a few pulse grenades for your next trip to Vegas.

- You refuse to listen to any music, other than 50's jazz.