80.You think it svcks living in germany because it wasnt hit by Nukes(yet)
81.you want ta fatman
82.you see that my post is [censored]

83. You actually laugh irl at any of these posts.

84 If you watch the American Political Drama Serie called The West Wing and Notice there something very wrong about the White House.

When you've memorized 80% of the wasteland

" I've seen that rock before......"

You dress as your character every haloween.

You have the urge to take your kids to Lamplight Cavern and leave them there

87. If you see a tree and think your seeing a sleeping Super Mutie Behemoth.

88 You are going to lay down on the bed of you roommate instead of you're own bed ... (no I don't have a roommate but you get the point)

89. You spend way too much time trying to figure out where the new generations of Little Lamplighters come from ...

90: You go into a subway and shoot the next person you see thinking him/her is a ghoul

Done that!



Done those



Unfortunatly, done that



The next part of Chapter 4, Kings of the Wasteland is coming out soon!



been there!



Actually, i'm getting a blue heeler (dogmeat's type), and naming him Dogmeat, :S



I do that!

91. Expect to see a Behemoth in the Capital Building.
92. Look for Lincoln's Repeater in the Museum of History.
93. If you buy Fallout 3 special edition with the Pip-Boy, you wear it with a long-sleeve blue shirt and blue pants/jeans and say you're the Lone Wanderer.

94. Call Coke Nuka-Cola to everyone you know (guilty)
95. After playing Fallout 3, you go to watch movies/read books about the apocolypse (A Boy and his Dog, Mad Max, ect.) (guilty)
96. Would shoot someone to join a Fallout 3 LARP (we're all guilty)
97. Think "Crap, now I need to pop some RadAway" after going into the water, in the game 'World of Warcraft' (guilty)

98. Wish an alien craft crashed next to your house.

Guilty.

99. If You Have All The Dlc Out (Guilty)

100. If you are sad this topic has ended.

#101 Anyway, when you go to the zoo and see a Jackson's Chameleon, you pull out a magnum and shoot it to death.

102 Are posting in this topic even though it has reached past 100

#103 You run around screaming that there will be a Great War soon.

104: You raise your left arm really close to your eyes when looking at the time.

105: You imagine yourself pulling a weapon out of nowhere, tapping a button on your wrist, you Zoom in on a target, but the zoom stops mid way, the music in your head is still playing, you cant move...

106: You get farther than 100 in a topic about 100 ways to tell you play too much fallout

Sum-up, tried to make an order of some sort.

1. You wish you could have just used the 'wait' function whilst watching Transformers 2.
2. You have accumulated a stockpile of weapons, ammuntions, clean water and food just in case.
3. Your hobbies outside of Fallout 3 include watching the Road Warrior and, uh, sleeping from time to time.
4. You dream about in-game women.
5. You try to use VATS when urinating.
6. You try to use VATS in any other situation at all.
7. You make a sales pitch to the Coca-Cola corporation suggesting that they put a mild isotope in their soft drinks in order to give them an extra kick.
8. You bought copies of the game for PC, 360, and PS3, just to see if there were any differences.
9. In the hypothetical situation of no. 8, you play all three simultaneously.
10. You write fanfiction on the forums.
11. You pick fights with hardcoe Fallout 1 fans, just to be annoying, and because you have allready discussed Fallout 3 to death with its community.
12. You have more than five characters.
13. You tried playing through the whole game wearing sixy Sleepwear.
14. You taped a picture of Amata to your PIPBoy.
15. You've written essays on the discrepancies between Vault-Boy and Pip-Boy.
16. You tried to buy groceries with bottlecaps.
17. You read this thread and then post in it
18.You have a bobble head you pray to every day in your basemant.
19. You imagine your town fallout 3 style.
20. You refer to the Penatagon as the Citadel.
21. You call Washington D.C., The Capital Wasteland.
22. When people ask for your name, you think it is funny to respond with a name from Fallout.
23. You shoot your brother in the head with a .32 pistol in an attempt to wake him up when his alarm clock broke, because you think a headshot from a .32 won't even bring his health down to half.
24. You strap on a pack of C-4 on turn on a timer, whilst having multiple syringes labeled "Stimpecks" in child's handwriting in your hands and you scream "It's okay, I've got 100 Medicine!
25. You have a new perk......INSOMNIAC
26. When you talk to other people, there is a big rectangular box and some sentence option, there's speech percentage and karma
27. When you hear a helicopter fly above you, you yell ENCLAVE!!! and start shooting at it.
28. You walk into a bank and try to open the vault start to say "Overseer, come on im sorry please let me back in it svcks out here!" then start to cry.
29. You trade bundles of money for bottle caps.
30. You recognise people in the real world as copies of people in the game. (Guilty)
31. You've become addicted to some types of guns. (Guilty)
32. You wish Plasma/Laser weapons were common. (Guilty)
33. All you play is Fallout 3. (Guilty)
34. You worry about your Rads/Sec meter going off every time you walk near a keg or metal barrel.
35. You create movies about Fallout 3.
36. Your sleep is constantly interrupted because you dream of said movies. Or rather, everything is so horrible it's a nightmare.
37. You look back at your post and think of a new perk: "Post Haste"
38. you see a cow and you remember a brahmin
39. had a pet dog named after dogmeat
40. if you look on your own town/home/city you can imagine what it will look like if its a wasteland
41. will look up for songs played in GNR (now this is what i did!)
42: When you say your in Necropolis instead of Bakersfield.
43. When it rains in real life, you think, 'wait, it doesnt rain here'
44: When you see an ad for 'reality cooking' and immediately think Yao Guai + Psycho.
45: when you take a finger of your evil dead neighbour and bring it to the police for caps and good karma
46. Pittsburgh has giant exclamation points all over the city the first time you go there, but the next day, they disappear.
47. when you go to the woods you think its oasis and start dressing up like trees.
48. You go to Washington D.C. and are nervous about walking up the steps to the Lincoln Memorial, but feel better seeing Lincoln's head still attached.
49. You go the History Museum and are disappointed that they don't have an Underworld exhibit.
50. After listening to Enclave radio you whistle patriotic music all day long.
51. You go to Church and leave bottlecaps in the collection tray.
52. You try to start your own Church of Atom
53. You call other people Smoothskin
54. You break into a local bank. During interrogations by police you reveal that you wanted to meet the Overseer of that Vault.
54. You load up Enclave Radio/GNR to your Mp3 player (I did this, guess which station)
55. You tell people that John Henry Eden is your President.
56. You think the President should move from the White House to Raven Rock
57. You are in the Navy and you tell everyone you serve aboard Rivet City.
58. You join the Army in hopes of someday getting to wear Power Armor
59. You shoot at cars hoping they will go nuclear.
60: your scared to go into tunnels for fear of giant insects
61: you scan rooftops for the signs of mutation and big guns
62.You are in the progress of forming your own country, and calling it the Republic of (insert your name).
63.You try to convince people that they are androids from The Commonwealth
65.You know someone named Gary, and you greet him by calling out "Garrrry!" or saying "ahhh Gary!"
66. You know someone named Pete and greet him with either "Hey everybody does the news get around 'bout a guy named Butcher Pete!" or "And he's hackin', whackin', and smackin'..."
67. Post three times in this thread. <_<
68. collect every bottle cap you see
69. You meet a girl named Nova and pay here 120 bottle caps to haev six in real life
70. You know you play too much fallout3 when you feel like a jet addict when you wake up in the morning!
71; This one actually happened to me, i saw a rubbish bin and i decided to check out if there was any bottle caps or something :/.
72. You load up the G.E.C.K. and create a replica of your apartment complex, post-nuclear style. (guilty)
73. Extract the music and sound files from data files and create your own GNR cd. (guilty)
74. Evertime you go in woods you say"When the bombs fall im coming here" (Me)
75. when you call the government the enclave
76. You stick plungers everywhere in your room.
77. You sell bundles of your money (pre-war money) for only $10.
78: You greet Obama by saying," Howdy, Lucas Simms!".
79. You say "ooh the Pitt's downloaded! Hmm its a bit late, ill just play 20 mins to see if it works" Then two hours pass, its 2:00 in the morning, you're thirsty as hell and really need a pee, everyones asleep in the house, you know you have to go. Then you get moaned at next morning.
80.You think it svcks living in germany because it wasnt hit by Nukes(yet)
81.you want ta fatman
82.you see that my post is [censored]
83. You actually laugh irl at any of these posts.
84 If you watch the American Political Drama Serie called The West Wing and Notice there something very wrong about the White House.
85. When you've memorized 80% of the wasteland
86. You dress as your character every haloween.
87. You have the urge to take your kids to Lamplight Cavern and leave them there
88 You are going to lay down on the bed of you roommate instead of you're own bed ... (no I don't have a roommate but you get the point)
89. You spend way too much time trying to figure out where the new generations of Little Lamplighters come from ...
90: You go into a subway and shoot the next person you see thinking him/her is a ghoul
91. Expect to see a Behemoth in the Capital Building.
92. Look for Lincoln's Repeater in the Museum of History.
93. If you buy Fallout 3 special edition with the Pip-Boy, you wear it with a long-sleeve blue shirt and blue pants/jeans and say you're the Lone Wanderer.
94. Call Coke Nuka-Cola to everyone you know (guilty)
95. After playing Fallout 3, you go to watch movies/read books about the apocolypse (A Boy and his Dog, Mad Max, ect.) (guilty)
96. Would shoot someone to join a Fallout 3 LARP (we're all guilty)
97. Think "Crap, now I need to pop some RadAway" after going into the water, in the game 'World of Warcraft' (guilty)
98. Wish an alien craft crashed next to your house.
99. If You Have All The Dlc Out (Guilty)


100. If you are sad this topic has ended.


101 Anyway, when you go to the zoo and see a Jackson's Chameleon, you pull out a magnum and shoot it to death.
102 Are posting in this topic even though it has reached past 100
103 You run around screaming that there will be a Great War soon.
104: You raise your left arm really close to your eyes when looking at the time.
105: You imagine yourself pulling a weapon out of nowhere, tapping a button on your wrist, you Zoom in on a target, but the zoom stops mid way, the music in your head is still playing, you cant move...
106: You get farther than 100 in a topic about 100 ways to tell you play too much fallout
107: You waste 9 minutes on making a sum-up on this forum.

That's not funny, not at all. But the others were, so Ill give you that.
Yes, I just realized this was necromancy. No, I did not find this by going through all the pages.

If you can answer this exact type of thread for the eleventeenth time.... or does that mean I spend to much time on the forums?

If you have memorized 90% of the wasteland have spent over 2000 hours of your life on this game (no mods) and have over 20 characters that you call your children