100 Ways to tell you play too much Fallout 3

Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:36 am

If you can answer this exact type of thread for the eleventeenth time.... or does that mean I spend to much time on the forums?

If you have memorized 90% of the wasteland have spent over 2000 hours of your life on this game (no mods) and have over 20 characters that you call your children :D

28, all done or halfway through the game. Beat that.
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Philip Lyon
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:52 pm

You keep returning to the game long after you've stopped continually playing it, just so you can take Dogmeat/Charon/Fawkes for a tour of the wastes....
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Benito Martinez
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:36 pm

When you order a hoker in amsterdam just to sleep next to her for a few hours.
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Alex Vincent
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:29 pm

When you own lots of games but only play fallout and let the other games collect dust.

When you attempt to pick someones pocket just to put an active grenade in their pocket.

When you think you cant pick any lock and hack any computer just because your character has 100 in science and lockpick.
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Dalton Greynolds
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:50 am

Thps ones in the dark font are a little hard to read
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patricia kris
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:56 pm

106: You get farther than 100 in a topic about 100 ways to tell you play too much fallout

107: You want to give a Yao Guai a big snuggly hug

Guilty
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NEGRO
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:28 pm

#108: When you took the time to realize this is actually #114.
#115: When you rez one of these threads.
#116: When you rez one of these threads that has been rezzed once already.
#117: When you re-rez the rezzed thread 8 months after the thread has died.
#118: When you realize 4 of these bullet points are just about this thread being rezzed.
#119: When you realize none of these are actually about Fallout 3, but a thread about Fallout 3.
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Josh Trembly
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:05 am

120 go on a killing spree in town then try to load your game

121 hit a annoying kid with a baseball bat expecting him to not be hurt

123 launching nukes everywhere to see what fallout is like in real life
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Roisan Sweeney
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:46 pm

#124: You get Fallout 3 withdrawl after not playing for 2 days because you borrowed it from a friend. Guilty.
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Lifee Mccaslin
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:24 pm

125. Explain how rainbows are real and really cool because you just downloaded a mod that adds them to your enhanced in game weather mod...
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Victor Oropeza
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:18 am

126 You without thinking about it, you make it a habit to replace all advlt females clothes/armor with naughty nighties :nod: (except gouls ,after doing it on one of them ) :nope:
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Karine laverre
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:52 am

21. You call Washington D.C., The Capital Wasteland.
83. You actually laugh irl at any of these posts.
When you've memorized 80% of the wasteland " I've seen that rock before......"

Yup. did that. :)

127. You wonder how cool it would be to go on a trip to DC, parts of Virginia and parts of Maryland in real life, visiting spots of interest from the game.
128. You've had dreams with VATS in them :o
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Sierra Ritsuka
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:25 am

129. You actually tried to use VATS in RL, and in school, really!
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Causon-Chambers
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:56 am

#130: You keep rezzing this thread, despite it dying on three seperate occassions.
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Mark Hepworth
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:22 am

131. You trade random things you find on the street at Convenience Stores for bottlecaps. (Guilty)
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Richard Thompson
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:43 am

2. You have accumulated a stockpile of weapons, ammuntions, clean water and food just in case.

I know you're just joking, but this one is true for me, and has nothing to do with any computer games...

I've kept hundreds of rounds of ammo, a couple weapons, a couple gallons of water (two drops of Clorox per gallon will keep the water fresh for years), and enough food that doesn't need to be cooked to last about a month if properly rationed, for pretty much all of my life.

I can remember having the Civil Defense drills in school. They would set off the air horns that could be heard for about a 20 mile radius, and everyone would have to "duck and cover" under their desks. Anyone that was a kid during the cold war will remember them too. After a couple years of this sort of conditioning, some folks (like myself) begin to live with the attitude that "it's better to have and not need, than to need and not have".

Keeping a water and food stockpile has actually paid off once. It was in the aftermath of Hurricane Hugo in '89. I'll admit, it wasn't as bad as it was in New Orleans after Katrina in '05, but both events only reinforced my behavioral pattern.
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:57 am

132 - You have had the huge strategy guide map of the Capital Wasteland on your living room wall for the past three months :blush:
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Cat
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:42 am

You know you play too much fallout 3 when the sun comes up. (I cant be alone here)
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Reven Lord
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:36 am

When you go to the McDonald's and say: "can I have a Big Mac Meal with a Nuka Cola please?"
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Rhiannon Jones
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:59 am

When someone posts a picture of the D.C. Metro map on facebook and go 'Gee that looks familiar' *looks closely* 'OH! Thats the D.C. Metro System' (Guilty)

When can get from Point A to Point B in the CW without looking at the HUD or the World Map (Guilty)

When its odd for you to hear 'Washington D.C.' over 'The Capital Wasteland' (Also guilty)
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Alex Vincent
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:10 am

You have the urge to take your kids to Lamplight Cavern and leave them there

Owned!!!!
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Mario Alcantar
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:45 am

137. When you do a playthrough simply to take screenshots documenting what you see as you go through.
http://s851.photobucket.com/albums/ab71/jerhicco/Fallout%203/
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Mizz.Jayy
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:26 am

Went camping last week and we were drinking beer in the classic glass bottles... friends of mine twisted the cap off of one and tossed it and for a split second I thought "Wtf that's valuable!" I'm just glad I didn't actually say anything. :facepalm:
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Neliel Kudoh
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:10 pm

138. When you start refering to dollar bills as pre-war money

139. When you start saving bottlecaps to buy a gun.
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:56 am

#Numbery number? When you see a car driving along and go "Wth how'd they get it to work!"
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