The title says it all. I'll start with a few, then anybody with a good two cents to throw in can do afterwards!

1. You wish you could have just used the 'wait' function whilst watching Transformers 2.

2. You have accumulated a stockpile of weapons, ammuntions, clean water and food just in case.

3. Your hobbies outside of Fallout 3 include watching the Road Warrior and, uh, sleeping from time to time.

4. You dream about in-game women.

5. You try to use VATS when urinating.

6. You try to use VATS in any other situation at all.

7. You make a sales pitch to the Coca-Cola corporation suggesting that they put a mild isotope in their soft drinks in order to give them an extra kick.

8. You bought copies of the game for PC, 360, and PS3, just to see if there were any differences.

9. In the hypothetical situation of no. 8, you play all three simultaneously.

10. You write fanfiction on the forums.

11. You pick fights with hardcoe Fallout 1 fans, just to be annoying, and because you have allready discussed Fallout 3 to death with its community.

12. You have more than five characters.

13. You tried playing through the whole game wearing sixy Sleepwear.

14. You taped a picture of Amata to your PIPBoy.

15. You've written essays on the discrepancies between Vault-Boy and Pip-Boy.

Keep 'em coming!

16. You tried to buy groceries with bottlecaps.

17. You read this thread and then post in it

I once saw a neon green poster lying on the ground at my school, and for a split second I thought it was a plasma goo pile.

17.You have a bobble head you pray to every day in your basemant.
18. You imagine your town fallout 3 style.

Should be 18 and 19

20. You refer to the Penatagon as the Citadel.

21. You call Washington D.C., The Capital Wasteland.

22. When people ask for your name, you think it is funny to respond with a name from Fallout.

I have been known to say "August Autumn, colonel of the Enclave".

You consider loading from your last save if you accidentally do something wrong (in real life).

23. You shoot your brother in the head with a .32 pistol in an attempt to wake him up when his alarm clock broke, because you think a headshot from a .32 won't even bring his health down to half.

24. You strap on a pack of C-4 on turn on a timer, whilst having multiple syringes labeled "Stimpecks" in child's handwriting in your hands and you scream "It's okay, I've got 100 Medicine!

24. You have a new perk......INSOMNIAC :bigsmile:

25. When you talk to other people, there is a big rectangular box and some sentence option, there's speech percentage and karma :biglaugh:

Guilty (for a split second)

Guilty as charged.

Manager walks in the room "What are you doing?"

[Karma] [censored] you!

[Karma] Why nothing my good sir

[Lie 1%] Getting the Stock portfolios (I'm a cashier)

[Speech 13%] I'm tired of you judging me! Take a few steps back!

[Say nothing]

Answer in Bold

26. When you hear a helicopter fly above you, you yell ENCLAVE!!! and start shooting at it.

27. You walk into a bank and try to open the vault start to say "Overseer, come on im sorry please let me back in it svcks out here!" then start to cry.

That is....messed up.

whoops sorry i double typed no. 24...

typo error

28. You trade bundles of money for bottle caps.

no. 29 when your life svcks so bad you wish you could erase your data and start a new character

30 you dont know what day your mothers birthday is on, but you know when mothership zeta is coming out

31. You recognise people in the real world as copies of people in the game. (Guilty)

32. You've become addicted to some types of guns. (Guilty)

33. You wish Plasma/Laser weapons were common. (Guilty)

34. All you play is Fallout 3. (Guilty)

35. You worry about your Rads/Sec meter going off every time you walk near a keg or metal barrel.

Fixed.



:cryvaultboy:

36. You create movies about Fallout 3.

37. Your sleep is constantly interrupted because you dream of said movies. Or rather, everything is so horrible it's a nightmare.

Edit: Dang you people and your swiftness of posting.

@ Bloody Toccota: Very funny changes, I like the in-game men part... Lol, I wonder how many are doing this... :hubbahubba:

Guilty as charged... oh, and thanks for making me look back.

38. You look back at your post and think of a new perk: "Post Haste"

39. you see a cow and you remember a brahmin

40. had a pet dog named after dogmeat

41. if you look on your own town/home/city you can imagine what it will look like if its a wasteland

42. will look up for songs played in GNR (now this is what i did!)