1000 things I learned from Fallout : Fallout 3

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:49 pm

826. Strange Meat is the best darn meat you've ever tasted I'll warrant!
827. Their is a clear definable difference between human flesh and strange meat.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:08 am

826. Teddy bears can kill someone if shot from an improved vacum cleaner
827. If you drink enough blood you will get back to full health
828. Using mines on large groups of incoming ants results in lulz
829. Blowing up 500 plasma grenades near a nuke doesnt detonate it
900. Money can survive for 200 years but will not be used as currency
901. Roy philips is a jerk
902. Eventhough there are no dragonfires nor emperor, no oblivion gates show up

bliviongate:
903. Incase of a nuclear apocalipse seafood will become evil
904. Flaming swords of epicness can be made from gastanks, lawnmower blades, lights and handbrakes
905. Radiation makes you not need to use toilet

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:13 pm

906. Despite there being an abudance of toilets, nobody ever has to use one, and there is no toilet roll or toilet roll holders in the wasteland.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:54 am

snipped for post in wrong thread

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:39 am

907: 1:1 Human Replicas are perfected 200 years after nuclear Armageddon.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:37 am

My 7600 GS video card, in my other gaming PC, got fried the other day. I bought a new Radeon HD 4830 512 mb and it fantastic! I can run Fallout 3 on ultra high settings now. :woot:

908. Some people have no idea what relevance mean's.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:17 pm

908. Some people have no idea what relevance mean's.

Ach, I forgot to edit that. I posted it in the wrong thread.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:08 am

909. i spend to much time on my xbox

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:18 pm

910. A power armored BoS troop is no match for a level 3 19 year old Vault Dweller with a combat shotgun.
911. Ron Perlman had stuff to do, so he couldn't finish those 200 ending slides Bethesda promised.
912. Feral Ghouls run kinda like the zombies in Oblivion...
913. YOU CANNOT KILL THE ELF MALE VOICE ACTOR FROM OBLIVION. BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA.
914. Stealing from bad people is still bad. -Karma.
915. Killing ghouls who want to kill innocent rich people, BAD. Killing the innocent rich people, BAD. Settling the differences between the ghouls and the humans, only to later find the humans dead, GOOD.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:15 pm

916. if you shoot doctor lee in the head you dont kill her
917. even after you blow up the enclave base the brotherhood dont seem to care
918. there are no cat type animals around wasteland
919. after 200 years oasis is the only place with green plants
920. after 200 years there are still tons of dead tress around
921. after 200 years you can still set cars on fire

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:30 am

922- After 200 years of radiation, homeless people will still bother you for hand-outs

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:30 pm

923- If you kill someone, it's bad. But if you piss 'em off, they come at you, and Charon drops 'em dead, its not your problem anymore.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:05 pm

924. Mr. Burke is actually Lucien Lachance re-incarnated! beware of the dark brotherhood!

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:42 pm

925. Ghosts don't exist, but ghouls do.
926. Atom and the Daedric Princes have one thing in common, they're both very destructive Gods who rely on random heroes to do their bidding.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:32 pm

925. Ghosts don't exist, but ghouls do.

925. Ghost do exist, but only in creepy Vaults.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:41 pm

926: Deviled eggs can last up to 200 years after a nuclear holocaust.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:21 am

916. if you shoot doctor lee in the head you dont kill her
917. even after you blow up the enclave base the brotherhood dont seem to care
918. there are no cat type animals around wasteland
919. after 200 years oasis is the only place with green plants
920. after 200 years there are still tons of dead tress around
921. after 200 years you can still set cars on fire

Wow... no offense, but you really don't get this. The idea is to post things you have learned IN REAL LIFE from Fallout 3, in the form of a joke. Not just say stuff that is in game only, like Doctor Li and Oasis.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:18 pm

826. Despite all other skyscapers in Washington DC being knocked down, one owned by Allistair Tenpenny in the middle of nowhere is still standing after a nuclear war.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:42 am

827. After 200 years, children still moan.
828. Raiders can maintain an underground settlement

Spoiler

(Evergreen Mills)

, Ghouls can live in an area of a museum, but humans live in destroyed buildings. (I know Raiders are humans by the way.)

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 5:41 am

927 Security Guards with pistols think they can stop someone clade in power armour welding a Minigun
928 After nuclear war people take no notice of what your wearing or how big your gun is.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:25 pm

911. Ron Perlman had stuff to do, so he couldn't finish those 200 ending slides Bethesda promised.

929: The 200 endings are all possiable slides, including Rivet City killing, doing Agatha's Song, not doing it, FEV killing, no FEV killing, killing self, not killing self, and many, many, many, many more.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:22 am

930. no 1 seems to care that a super mutant is following you

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:41 pm

931. That I shouldn't hide behind cars when under fire

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:50 am

932. Nuclear bomb's strangely leak massive amounts of radiation.
933. One in every thousand pre-war books will survive in absolutely pristine condition.
934. Computer's do not need to be hooked up to a power outlet to function.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:39 pm

935. after only about a couple of months out the vault you have found the source of the super mutants before any 1 else that has been out longer