1000 things I learned from Fallout : Fallout 3

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:55 pm

935. after only about a couple of months out the vault you have found the source of the super mutants before any 1 else that has been out longer

And I am forced to repost this...

Wow... no offense, but you really don't get this. The idea is to post things you have learned IN REAL LIFE from Fallout 3, in the form of a joke. Not just say stuff that is in game only, like Doctor Li and Oasis.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:49 am

936. Im the only person in the world who can jump

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:08 pm

Wow... no offense, but you really don't get this. The idea is to post things you have learned IN REAL LIFE from Fallout 3, in the form of a joke. Not just say stuff that is in game only, like Doctor Li and Oasis.

937: Fallout 3 has taught me that some people just can't relax.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:21 pm

938. Radiation enables someone to not have to eat, sleep, or drink, only if he/she is hurt.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:17 pm

939. The only thechnology left is old VIC-20's.
940. Everyone is identical.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:45 pm

941. 1000 rads on your body kills you
942. 999 rads on your body lets you run around normally
943. When you talk to someone time freezes
944. When looking at a pip boy time will freeze (try jumping from tenpenny tower and opening pip boy)

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:14 pm

945: It's neigh impossible for anybody in rivit city to even try and fix one of the planes on top, while the enclave can fly vertibirds all over the place.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:32 am

946.Nukes make impressing fireworks display.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:28 am

947. For some reason, there are risks involved with replacing an android's fake face with a different fake face in the future.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:51 am

948. In 200 years radios will survive nuclear devastation but all TV's will cease to function.
949.In 200 years every time you walk through a door to a confined space you will instantly black out and begin to see ads for robotic ponies, cereal, and pictures of people you dont care about.
950.In 200 years there will be certain people with god-given talents to be completely bullet-explosion proof.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:09 pm

951. Dropping a nuclear weapon on Washington D.C. will only destroy the White House, its bunker, and everything around it will be "not obliterated" like we think, yet radiation has still spread everywhere.
952. The Capital Wasteland practically looks the same 200 years later as it did right after the nukes fell (ie... you think humanity would have made more progress in 200 years)

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:12 am

953.In 200 there will be an entire evil army called the Enclave who are armed to the teeth with high tech weaponry and armor but are still no match for a 19 year old with a shotgun
954.In 200 years after killing enough of anything that moves you will be rewarded with a screen that pops up in your face and lets you distribute points to make you better at things you have never even seen before. ( this will also be accompanied by strange music that seems to come from no where)
955.In 200 years half the buildings you encounter will be merely spray painted to the side of walls.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:47 pm

955.Cereal can be used to make drugs..

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:45 pm

956. In 200 years its ok to collect kill trophies (fingers/ears) for money.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:13 pm

761. Don't give companions mini nukes. They might blow you up.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:20 am

Uh, shouldn't your number be 957?

Anyways,

958. (Or 957, whatever,) Radiation has wiped out all the milk supplies, even though there are two headed cows roaming the wasteland.
959. There are no microwaves.
960. Ants can breathe fire from exposure to radiation; but you just die from it.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:55 am

And I am forced to repost this...

Wow... no offense, but you really don't get this. The idea is to post things you have learned IN REAL LIFE from Fallout 3, in the form of a joke. Not just say stuff that is in game only, like Doctor Li and Oasis.

well how about the other people how say stuff ingame?? and you seem just to pick on me about it..and it is 1000 things i learned from fallout 3..not 1000 things in real life i have learned from fallotu 3..and i can tell it is ment to be a joke

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:47 pm

off topic Theirs no whitehouse in fallout its the capital building.

961 When the bombs fall it will only take a day to get cured from a addiction.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:05 am

962. Cowtipping will always be fun.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:17 pm

964. Not all people will find it amusing when you throw items at them.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:12 am

963. RadAway can give you a case of Montezuma's Revenge, according to Protector Casdin.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:19 am

965. I can't hit little kids no matter how hard I try. They have a forcefield.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:06 pm

965. If you blow up a two century old car it will burn forever

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:23 pm

966. I don't actually NEED to sleep...I can just eat something to stay alert.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:18 am

967. 200 year old food is still healthy
968. There won't be any visible underground bunkers in 200 years time