969. One can learn how to diffuse a bomb in only a few seconds of reading about doing so.

970. There will be no second coming of the savior after the Apocalypse.

971. Taking some pills will allow you to diffuse a live atomic bomb.

972. People won't know you killed their boss, even if you slap them with his decapitated head.(Tenpenny)

it says on wiki the reason for the white house to be "absent" is because it suffered a direct hit , which is why after 200 years you still take some radiation damage when you approach the landmark.

973. no matter how much ammo you carry around it never add's wieght to you

974. There will always be running water. Even when the pipping is completely destroyed.
975. No one will ever be fat.
976. You can kill someones best friend and comeback to them in 3 hours, and it will be like nothing ever happened.
977. All women will have the same briast size.
978. One pair of clothing will fit all sizes and genders.
979. Everyone will wear a T-shirt and underwear under their clothing no matter what they are wearing over it.
980. All cows will have two heads.
981. All dogs will be vicious, expect for one.
982. All men will be the same height. It is the same with all women.
983. There will be talking trees after all.
984. Men will always be taller than women, expect for one.
985. 1 out of every 5 people will have the same voice.
986. You can punch a cow and an entire town will attack you.
987. Don't take cover behind anything that has an engine for more than 5 seconds.
988. There will be NO plant life outside of Oasis.
989. You can shoot your weapons 1 inch from someones face, but as long as it doesn't hit them or someone else, they will not become afraid or hostile.
990. The names of all foods will either contain puns or be ironic.
991. There will be no Unmutated or diseaseless creatures, except for one.
992. For every 1000 working computers/terminals, there will be 0 working televisions.
993. You can kill anyone with teddy bears, yes...without stuffing the cotton down their throat.
994. You can be killed for stealing a pencil.
995. All mutants will be the same height. Except for 5.
996. Radiation can be cured in less than 5 seconds.
997. It will be impossible to lay in a mattress you don't own.
998. Paying for a prosttute is the same as paying a women to sleep in the same bed as you. (Literally).
999. People can be stabbed multiple times and still be standing
1000. FALLOUT 3 IS THE BEST GAME EVER MADE!!!

Oops, this comment was meant to be and EDIT of my previous post.

"984. Men will always be taller than women."

You haven't met Shorty from Big Town, have you?

LOL true that. BTW you should quote me. or people will think that the next number is 984.

987: Some cars dont blow up
986: Sure there is. Fungus in Little Lamplight.

989: Whenever you bump into something it makes a clashing noise and flies around the room.

Ofcourse the white house is in Fallout. But its a smoking irradiated crater. You should try going to Pennsylvania avenue some time.

Id also like to point out that since almost every thing that's been posted on the last 3 pages have been reposts we aren't quite at 1000 yet.

Only half of the 1000 are things that you learned from Fallout. Other half is things that you noticed while playing Fallout 3.

what the hell we are already at 1000 things...

first off i said anything with an engine, cars that don't blow up are the one that are hallowed out... second fungus is not plant life it's bacteria...

Shrapnel is imortal. i wish he could follow me lol

A human being can survive without the stomach or spleen.

We're almost there.
991. Yellow man can't jump (Fawkes will just stand there when you jump down from somewhere and after 2 minutes will find the alternate way around)

992. Radiation has made it so you can't see yourself using drugs. Enclave scientists have traced this strange mutation back to some rating board in Australia.

993. China transformed from a agricultural state to a nuclear power overnight.

994. In the future, everyone will have paper-thin necks and a simple, yet effective, 10mm round can decapitate a person.

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995. The Merc in Moira's store is only trying to soak up the courage to ask her out.
996. prosttutes svck.
997. Dukov is really Fat Tony from the Simpsons.
998. Deathclaws are faster than Usain Bolt.
999. Dressing up as a Robot makes you a super villian.
1000. There are 'Easter Eggs', but no chocolate. <_<

yay 1000 woot woot

now lets try 100,000 things i learned from fallout wooo!!!! lol jk... that was fun