1000 things I learned from Fallout

Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:33 pm

717. Bashing someone with a baseball bat is more likely to kill them than stabbing them with a knife.
718. Microfusion Cell's and Electron Charge Pack's look remarkably similar to Games Workshop paint jar's.
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CORY
 
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:19 pm

719. That there are over 719 things to learn from a video game.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:16 pm

720. Duct tape does NOT save you from nuclear holocaust.
R.I.P. MacGyver (???-2077)
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:32 pm

720. Duct tape does NOT save you from nuclear holocaust.
R.I.P. MacGyver (???-2077)



721. shooting somone in the leg can make their head explode.
722. although there are cars and motorcycles everywhere, the only means of transportation is a high tech helicopter.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:36 pm

723. A town populated by children under the age of 16 is able to continue and grow for 200 years...so I learned that alluding to children having six is a lot more appropriate than being able to kill them.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:17 pm

724. Elementary Students keep beer and cigarettes in their lockers at school.
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:03 am

724. Elementary Students keep beer and cigarettes in their lockers at school.


You mean you didn't know? Have you been living under a rock since Pre-K?
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:04 pm

Nah, I live under a tree. :D
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:48 pm

724. Elementary Students keep beer and cigarettes in their lockers at school.



725: that pistolero is appariently very hot (assuming thats a pick of them)
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:43 am

726.Even after the human body being turned into goo or ashes you can still take a finger or a ear.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:59 pm

726.Even after the human body being turned into goo or ashes you can still take a finger or a ear.

727. Chinese don't speak mandarin, they speak jibberish like a chinese menu crossword.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 pm

728. for some strange resone. all raider hate you except one with a damm nice combat shotgun
729. the BOS is highly advanced. the are able to fix a 30 feet tall robot. but have crappy power armor
730. for some strange reason, a super powerful power armor has rust on it while it has been on a forcefield for 200 years.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:48 pm

729. Nuclear war will cause Washington DC to shrink.
730. The pentagon is completely intact, save for an oddly convenient rubble pileup at all it entrances.
731. The amount of rubble generated by a buildings destruction can be greater than the total mass of the intact structure.
732. There was only one supermarket in all of DC.
733. The Super Sledge is only awesome in theory.
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:39 am

734. In the future, all ammo from 45. bullets to Rocket Launcher payloads, will be constructed from a lightweight material to the point where a single person can carry enough firepower to kill God.
735. Computer monitors are apparently bulletproof.
736. The life of a single individual is forfeit in the town of Megaton in the crime of moving a plate a little to the left.
737. Cow tipping...Cow tipping never changes.
738. Giving a weapon a nickname immediately makes it "Unique".
739. The U.S. Governments ultimate plan for saving humanity is to blow up the planet real good and head out for space.
740. Show a Wasteland Mechanic a Plasma Rifle, and he can fix it up pretty nice. Show him a Motorcycle or a Highwayman, and he apparently has no clue what to do with it.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:44 pm

685. People will inevitably keep re-quoting the same things things because the vast majority is too lazy to go back and read the whole list.
686. 1950's style powered armour is awesome.
687. Cool power armour only becomes cooler when infused with commie hating drill sergeant AI.
688. Aggressive commie hating robots are better than virtually any other type of robot.
688. Food, clothes and soft drink can survive for 200 years after a nuclear strike, but all kinds of make-up was instantly vaporized.


741. Some people are too lazy to look through 11 pages just to find a post which is like theirs.
742. Some people are very rude.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:34 pm

743.Behemoths walk on their tippy-toes....how else are those bastards able to sneak up on you?

744.It's possible to kill four enclave soldiers in one VATS turn with only two bullets and one grenade.

745.Deathclaws have glass jaws.

746.No matter how many times you see a convoy of enclave soldiers walk into an IED field it never gets old.
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:38 am

734. In the future, all ammo from 45. bullets to Rocket Launcher payloads, will be constructed from a lightweight material to the point where a single person can carry enough firepower to kill God.

You may be able to kill god but can you kill Shrapnel?
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:03 am

735. Makeup may have instantly vaporised (688), but hair products somehow survived.
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:18 am

736.Doctors that live in a boat are immortal.
737.Doctors that live in cities made out of airplanes arent immortal.
738.You can't pickpocket people that are unconcious.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:33 pm

739. Radiation breeds endless supplies of iguanas.
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Post » Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:36 am

740. You can't access internet on you pip-boy
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:15 pm

741.Internet is a LIE!
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:21 pm

742. One cigarette will last forever
743. Sheriffs no longer have handcuffs
744. Sheriffs always turn their backs on people who threatened to blow up their town.
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:00 pm

0742: Deathclaws can fly!
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Post » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:43 pm

0742: Deathclaws can fly!


743. So can raiders.
742. Chinese spy's are really dedicated to their mission.
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