» Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:39 am
734. In the future, all ammo from 45. bullets to Rocket Launcher payloads, will be constructed from a lightweight material to the point where a single person can carry enough firepower to kill God.
735. Computer monitors are apparently bulletproof.
736. The life of a single individual is forfeit in the town of Megaton in the crime of moving a plate a little to the left.
737. Cow tipping...Cow tipping never changes.
738. Giving a weapon a nickname immediately makes it "Unique".
739. The U.S. Governments ultimate plan for saving humanity is to blow up the planet real good and head out for space.
740. Show a Wasteland Mechanic a Plasma Rifle, and he can fix it up pretty nice. Show him a Motorcycle or a Highwayman, and he apparently has no clue what to do with it.