745.there is no fish in fallout

746. in the future chuck norris is dead

747. Even if you have half your arm dropping off, lacerations all over your body, a missing eye and permanent brain damage, a sufficient amount of stimpaks will be able to restore you to full health and normal function.

748. Even if you have been burned by a flamethrower, your skin will still retain its pinky niceness, rather than turning you into a giant scab.

749. For that matter, in the future, you will not be able to lose your eyes, hair, organs, ears, and eyebrows when due to bullets, explosives and fire, no matter how hard you try.

750. Super main characters will never develop scars after years of being shot/sliced/clawed at. Unless they are cool scars.

Three quarters there!

751. Dont go near baby cots.. For god sakes dont do it!

752. Don't ask for any cake at a Vault 101 birthday party. For several reasons.

One, your Mr. Handy will likely slice your fingers off trying to cut the cake. Two, if the Mr. Handy has already ruined the cake in question it will be messy and icky. Three, it means that Butch DeLoria will soon want a sweetroll. Four, nobody wants cake all over their vault suit.

752.you can walk into the enclave main base kill every one that you see..and still manage to blow the place up without dieing

754.when a ghoul farts omg its horrible. me and charon was in an elavater at the time.

755. you cant look out windows when you go in buildings

756. A vault leader will think that a robot who can't cut a cake is a suitable replacement doctor.
757.
758. Even though people keep dying in Bigtown, Little Lamplight still finds ways to have new children.

I don't even want to know. Maybe its Princess, she seems like the type.

759.after humans read a skill book,it will aperantly disintagrate into nothing
(spelling,i know)
760.the only baby left in the world is in the pitt,Wait??there are still children? :mellow:

761. Alcohol is totally immune to radiation. In environments where pervasive radiation has effect all of the food and water, alcohol remains completely uncontaminated. It is therefore advisable to soak your food in vodka before you eat it.

762. The number one kind of homemade Alcohol is no longer available. Moonshine is a lost art.

# 763: The future US government apparently sponsors giving out mind altering drugs at some museums for answering history questions correctly.

#764: In the future you can hold 300 pounds easly but 301 will make you go cripple and walk slow as hell.

765: Jumpsuits never go out of style

766. We can make laser and plasma weapons and Power Armors, but cameras are still black-and-white with the enormous, blinding flash bulb.
767. People in the Wasteland know what the little computer on your arm is and how to operate it even though no one else has one.
768. If you're lucky, aliens crash and die for you.

769. Three Dog, has in fact, no dog.

770. Every trace of mirrors has been wiped from the earth.

771. that vampires will feed on blood packs
772. that radiation can heal crippled limbs
773. sleeping for one hour will heal all bumps and bruises
774. that 1950's dressing style will make a strong comeback
775. that drinking nuka-cola will make your pee glow
776. that only one violin will survive the nuclear war
777. Revelations 21:6 will be the key to a radiation free water supply
778. if you take shelter in a vault , something horrible will happen to you
779. cutting off a person's ear or finger will earn you some money

780. Giant irradiated scorpions aren't all evil!
781. Radiation destroys the laws of gravity. There are now giant ants. Also, the laws of science are gone too. Instead of their cell walls collapsing, ants now breath fire.
782. A birthday hat can stay intact through the explosion of a mini nuke.
783. Beating people with a bat never gets old. Never.
784. Drinking water from a toilet heals wounds, but not as much as drinking water from a river of nuclear waste!

785. In case of a nuclear apocalypse, Washington D.C. will shrink

786. Before nuclear war, people will fill their mailboxes with stuff, including things physically too large to fit there.
789. Likewise, when carrying stuff, the item size does not matter, only it's weight. (Do you have a Fat Man in your pocket, or are you just VERY happy to see me?)

790. Pip-boys can not only slow down time, but hold 300 pounds of equipment.

790.Sometimes when fast traveling in the wastes,airborne lifeless protectrons await you at your destination.

#791: Little curbs in the streets force you to leap over them in the future.