1000 things I learned from Fallout : Fallout 3

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:23 pm

#791: Little curbs in the streets force you to leap over them in the future.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:55 pm

792, You can read the same book 50 times and still learn something new every time.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:36 pm

793. Apparently, there is a huge amount of money in building a gun that fires railroad spikes.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:13 am

#794: The Alien Is Never Alive.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:55 pm

795. While several dozen aircraft survived in almost pristine condition on the deck of rivet city, no one seems at all interested in even trying to make them fly.
796. Armour plating the outside of a building apparently does work to protect it against nuclear detonation.
797. The Bethesda ruins are thoroughly uninteresting.
798. Someone decapitate Lincoln.
799. The Washington monument is surprisingly robust.
800. Gothic architecture is cool.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:52 am

801. there are no sign post's to streets in fallout

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:12 pm

802.you find fawkes in vault 87
803.there are only 7 vaults in fallout 3
804. you know all the codes to get into the vaults even if you have not visited vault-tec

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:24 am

802.you find fawkes in vault 87
803.there are only 7 vaults in the whole of the wasteland
804. you know all the codes to get into the vaults even if you have not visited vault-tec

There are A LOT more vaults in the wasteland.

Remember, this is Fallout THREE, there are other games which in total contain about 10 vaults.
To be honest, Capital Wasteland has TOO MUCH vaults.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:17 pm

805. super mutants dont have six because the F.E.V makes them asixual instead they drag the people to vault 87 and dip them in F.E.V
806.fawkes is a man!! there you go lol

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:38 pm

805. super mutants dont have six..they drag the people to vault 87 and dip them in F.E.V
806.fawkes use to be a women

Wrong again, I'm afraid!

Super Mutants CAN'T have six since FEV virus makes them asixual..

And Fawkes.. Well, it's been debated for a mile too long. Fawkes is a male, confirmed by Bethesda itself. That is the truth.
Fawkes is was a male!

And one cannot be women..

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:58 pm

#807 - You can have Recon Armor (LOL)

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 pm

#807 - You can have Recon Armor (LOL)

How very punny!

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:47 pm

Most of these arent even jokes anymore "You find Fawkes in vault 87"

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:33 am

Good point. That was a blatant fact.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:32 pm

808 - People who ask for clean water have the ability to destroy their own heads to save themselves from the horror of being slaved

809 - Mezzing people who ask for clean water doesn't seem to upset Megaton security

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:14 pm

810 - Toxic waste has made civillians psychic. Remember that thought you had about killing your wife last Thursday in her sleep while you're all alone? Forget it, they'll find you.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:05 pm

802.you find fawkes in vault 87
803.there are only 7 vaults in fallout 3
804. you know all the codes to get into the vaults even if you have not visited vault-tec

811. After you run out of things to learn from a game, people will begin to go on forums and state the obvious.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:16 pm

742. Chinese spy's are really dedicated to their mission.

i loled heres a cookie :cookie:

775. that drinking nuka-cola will make your pee glow
778. if you take shelter in a vault , something horrible will happen to you
779.

nuka cola will only make your pee glow if its nuka-cola qauntum
not if its a control vault or your master

812: Raiders think hanging mutilated bodies from the supermarket ceiling is a great way to redecorate

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:15 pm

812: Raiders think hanging mutilated bodies from the supermarket ceiling is a great way to redecorate

813. Shortly after discovering this benchmark in interior design, the Wasteland raiders build a time machine. They went back to the 1990s, founding the band Slayer, and dishing out the hit single "Raining Blood" as subliminal advertising for what was in store for the future of design.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:31 am

814. Despite your being armed with a mini-gun, gatling laser and nuke launcher, Raiders still think attacking with a kitchen knife or tire iron gives them the edge..

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:33 pm

Only two-hundred away! So close!!

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:09 am

815. Someone thought they were safe in the Yao-Guai tunnels.
816. Ralph had a mushroom cloud to walk into.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:47 pm

817. In pre-war America machine gun turrets were considered a perfectly normal security measure in public museums.
818. Displaying the rotting corpse of a national hero within the same museum was likewise considered perfectly acceptable.
819. Half a dozen civilian fallout shelters existed within the boundary's of DC but the army's plan in the event of nuclear war was to go down with the ship.
820. Android assassins aren't nearly as scary as they sound.
821. Don't eat the mystery meat.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:38 am

822. There are no muffins in the D.C region. Not even one. However, to try to compensate for this, there is cake. But as (752) pointed out, the cake is not a particularly good one.

» Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:49 pm

823. Every bullet is a tracer bullet.
824. Fixing something by taping parts from a same type of item will make it as good as new.
825. The aforementioned tape exists only as a sound.