1000 things we've learned from Fallout 3 : Fallout 3

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:49 pm

225 you can drink water for hours and not have to pee

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:45 am

I've learnt that Bethesda are physically incapable of writing an engaging story or creating compelling characters.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:52 am

222

In 2277 people will be convinced toilets are used to drink from

Saw this on Leno last night

http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-Coffee-Big-Mouth-Toys/dp/B002SQG4TU

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:35 am

I've learnt that Bethesda are physically incapable of writing an engaging story or creating compelling characters.

You're SO wrong about that.....but not necessarily in relation to FO3....Morrowind had the greatest alltime storyline and characters of any game I've ever played and I've played quite a few...the fact that a Morrowind film project was never made is a crime.....it would've made for a wonderful movie....

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:36 am

226:the only person that gets sick is FAKING IT!!!
226:dont sign up to enter a vault

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:21 pm

227.Anyone called moria brown is annoying
228.Big metal doors stop nukes
229.you can't hold a sniper steady unless you are skilled with small guns

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:12 am

230. Murphy's Law is the only law.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:13 am

231. All books are un-readable, unless they help you in some way.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:48 am

232. Racheal Ray is either immortal or lives a very very long time and can survive a nuclear war (Moira Brown)

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:41 pm

223: getting radiated will turn you into a yellow hulk

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/FEV

233. Old people don't get wrinkled bodies, no matter how wrinkled their face is.

234. No videos in any form will survive the nuclear apocolypse

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:55 am

235: IN THE FUTURE: Scientists will be able to mass-produce plasma weapons and nuclear-powered suits of armour which can outperform tanks, and yet apparently won't have the slightest idea how to make jet engines.

236: IN THE FUTURE: Men will be dogs, dogs will have unlimited numbers of puppies; even if they never come in contact with another dog in the course of their life, and old men will be sadistic little girls :confused: .

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:54 pm

and old men will be sadistic little girls :confused: .

and

Men will be dogs .

What? Please elaborate.

237. If you kill enough random mutant creatures you can blow up whenever you are close to death

238. Getting irradiated makes you look like a really cool undead creature that wont get attacked by zombies unless you are from vault 101

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:23 am

239: you can blow up a town, then give some creepy guy a lot of pure water to make up for it

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:44 pm

239. Cow heads hung on a chain hurt when the latch keeping them pinned to the ceiling is broken.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:02 am

241: you can eat 200 year old food and not get sick
242: weapons and ammo will last for 200 years

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:00 am

243: That strange lump in your pocket isn't a grenade, and you won't die from it exploding in 5 seconds.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:22 am

What? Please elaborate.

I don't get the men will be dogs thing, but the little girls thing is a referance to the Tranquility Lane quest. If you haven't gotten to it, you're in for one of the weirdest things in the game (which is really saying something)

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:32 am

I'm pretty sure the 'men will be dogs' also refers to Tranquility Lane.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:33 pm

244. Little kids can survive, and maintain a social structure and population all on their own for 200 years.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:09 am

245. It's normal for a settlement to have more security than citizens.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:45 am

246: In the future, people will have no idea of US history, despite having several open vaults nearby. (if you don't get this, visit Abraham Washington in Rivet City and ask him about the Declaration of Independence.)

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:23 am

246. You can find booze a plenty but not one brewery or distillery, except for an occasional still (fusion battery acid anyone?)

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:07 am

247

Apparently we will magically be able to carry over 240kg of items on ourselves in the future....Astounding....

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:22 pm

I'm pretty sure the 'men will be dogs' also refers to Tranquility Lane.

oh yeah. It probably does.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:31 pm

248 the pentagon will become the citadel
249 ALIENS DO EXIST!!
250:you can kill a GIANT YELLOW HULK with a PACK OF CIGARETTES!!