Sorry fixed.

278. Mirelurk kings tickle tree roots.

279. The US Army will develop a HUGE robot (Liberty Prime) set out to put an end to Communism once and for all!

AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!

280. People don't like you as much if your skin is falling off

281.) Never EVER trust a guy if he comes running up to you asking if your name is gary.. he might be crazy..
282.) The cake is still a lie ( seriously, i havn't ever seen cake except in vault 101, and we couldn't eat that, so it was a lie )

283. In the future we won't be able to upgrade any weapons :ahhh:
284. People still hold grudges even after a nuclear holocaust
185. People born and raised in a destroyed desert where there is barely enough resources to live on will manage to get a good education, even if all the books found in their town are burnt and destroyed

286. The best way to take care of people trying to get onto the subway without a ticket is to have a robot who could turn them into a pile of ash.

287. Mr. Gutsys who have been wandering around the wasteland for 200 years haven't run out of fuel for their thrusters.

288. There is bread in the wasteland (Mierlurk Cakes, Tenpenny's Iguana Bits Sandwhich) even though there's only like 5 bags of flour and the only yeast in existance is 100 miles away in Point Lookout.

289. If you steal from someone when they happen not to be looking, they'll never notice their missing stuff later, and will certainly never connect it to you even if you're wearing/wielding what you stole.

290. If you lockpick someone's house or private storage, they'll never lock it back up.

288. All food is contaminated by radiation, yet people have been eating it for 200 years without dying.

292. Plastic screwcops never caught on.

293. If you ignore your friends long enough they leave you, eventually!

289: a computer on your wrist can slow down time
290: even after 200 years, ship wrecks never rust
291: without a computer on your wrist it's impossible to eat food
292: finding a doll can teach you how to break into someone's house

293: You can sleep for one hour and be well rested.

294. You can sleep for 24 hours without using any type of sleep aid.

295: You can do nothing but sleep, and still stay in great physical condition.

296: The U.S. army will develop a handy cooking recipe if you happen to come by a flame thrower.

297: People all age a certain, random amout each and the they live forever at that age.
298: By 2077 people will have cloneing technology, but don't have disks to play things on.
299: You can nuke a city... but the rads only affect you for about 2 yards away from the ruins.
300: Rads can not only make you a goul, but they also sometimes give you the power to conjure up a radiation grenade that kills your enemies(reavers).
301: In 2077 the strongest tank in either the U.S. army or the Chinese army is a converted mining drill.
302: The economy is getting so bad that batteries are now worth 75 caps.
303: You can activate a stealth suit's camoflauge by crouching.
304: People can't see you squating right in front of them if you've practiced enough.

305: You can kill 10 people each day, and still maintain a reputation as 'Best Hope of Humanity', and 'Wasteland Messiah'.

306: You can shoot people into 1000 pieces with one 10mm bullet.

307: You can shoot people into 1000 bloody pieces, and still wear their clothes.

308: You can cut off peoples heads, arms and legs with a single strike.

309- All computers will eventually give you a bunch of password options when you boot them up.

310- Most people will spray blood everywhere when killed.

311- Cola is still popular after the fallout.

312: You can take the clothes off a corpse... even though the only thing you can reach is their decapitated head.

313: you can take weapons from a corpse, even if the weapon was flung 100 km away.

z0mg i lol'd irl when i read this hahahahaha

314- TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

315- In the future and after nuclear fallout, politicians are still full of it.

316- Standardized tests will become based on crazy scientists and old ladies telling you to kill people, pranks, theft, and the overseer.

317: People who are born and live in vaults don't know how to eat drink or even go to the bathroom without a wrist mounted computer.

318. All the posts stop being clever and start becoming basic.

319. This post is basic and approves of the above comment

320. A nuclear blast that is hot enough to light a city on fire for months doesnt have enough heat to make bullets hidden in desks go off.

Was that clever ShadowStrike?

321. You'd think that if there are no guns in a gun cabinet then why the hell are they hidden in desk IN THE EXACT SAME ROOM!