1000 things we've learned from Fallout 3 : Fallout 3

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:30 pm

62. It's legal to look through people's mail & find out what kind of unique neighbors you could've had. "A tire iron and hockey mask? Oh, little Timmy, you rascal, you."

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:32 am

You can blow the head off of a guy's buddy who's sitting right next to him and he'll just go about his business eating or picking his nose like nothing's wrong if you're stealthy enough......

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:05 am

64. Most office workers kept ammunition in their desks.

65. If the world is about to end, some people think the smart idea is to lock yourself in a 2x2 cylinder and 'wait for radiation to clear'

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:51 pm

66. 1950's Automotive Engineering is flawed.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:55 pm

67: The people of a post-nuclear world all buy their production line quality undies from the same store.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:21 am

Never jump in the puddle after a nuke strike!

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:31 am

69. The British hate towns made of airplane debris.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:31 pm

Radiation enhance cola taste x10

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:04 am

71. Crowley is colorblind (damn armor from O:A ruined You Gotta Shoot 'Em in the Head)

72. Do NOT call the guy on the bridge at Fort Independence 'Coco'

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:33 am

73. Trees now, more than ever, don't appreciate fire.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:02 am

74. Harold has finally found a good place to put down some roots and have a family

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:35 pm

75: Fallout 3 forumites taking part in what is proving a popular thread will continuously have to edit the numbers in their posts.

76: Everybody in a post-nuclear world will share exactly the same body-shape, and depending on age, exactly the same height. (Except the odd Ghoul.)

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:16 am

77. If you call yourself a Radier, you're automatically a bona fide tatto artist.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:08 pm

After a nuclear holocaust every dog will either look like a scroungy Pit Bull or a Lab/Shephard mix.....
People you've done great favors for and who's lives you've even saved will totally forget about you and STILL yell at you if you accidentally kick a stupid can......

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:16 am

80. Yogi Bear is more radioactive than your average bear.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:03 pm

81. If you save a certain woman from her crazy-ass father TWICE and make her the new leader she kicks you out of your home.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:12 am

82. Ant Queen Pheromones is the new unisix Axe Body Spray.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:48 am

Heh ha. Classic.

83. Ant Queen Pheromones is the new unisix Lynx Body Spray. (If it's post-apocalyptic Britain.) :lol:

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:34 pm

81. You can become pretty rich just by looking in trash cans and lockers
82. All women in post apocolyptia have playboy playmate bods...which is at least SOMETHING to look forward to.....
83. Kids are just as annoying in the future.....

» Fri May 27, 2011 5:54 pm

84. every one keeps currently useless bottle caps in safes, but leaves real currency in the bin
85.every supermutant looks the same

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:52 am

to get everyone back on track, we're actually at 88 I think.

88. The supposed toughest person the Vault [censored] his pants at the sight of radroaches, and he thinks he's worthy of fighting along side you later.

89. Raiders think its a good strategy to charge at the god of the Wasteland with a switchblade.

90. Mutants can't talk or think past the level of a 2 year old, but can use, maintain, and find ammunition for 200 year old weapondry.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:11 pm

91. Inbred rednecks and tribal cultists can take 5 consecutive shotgun shells to the head (Point lookout :banghead: )

92. Bobbleheads are MEAN (Walking with Spirits)

93. People see dogs and sawed off shotguns, and suddenly go nuts over some 300 year old movie (Mad Max)

94. 9 year olds have access to methanphetamine (Zip in Little Lamplight)

95. Whoever designed Enclave officer uniforms saw Star Wars too many times

96. MaCready's parents must have needed a paddle the size of Austrailia

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:36 pm

97. Despite the fact that it's supposed to be physically attached to your arm, you can slide clothes under your Pip-Boy.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:50 am

98. broken bones set themselves if you sleep an hour

99. fully inflated basketballs fit in mailboxes

100. all scrap metal looks EXACTLY THE SAME

101. you can eat 40 pounds of 200 year old food every 10 minutes and not gain any weight, at all, EVER

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:36 am

102. Having brain surgery is a lot like being on a bad acid trip.