1000 things we've learned from Fallout 3

Post » Sat May 28, 2011 3:39 am

103:Black sheriffs(Simms) like to fornicate([censored]) with diciples of bushido(Ninjas).

104:300 Year-Old swords are still viable weapons.

105:All of earths manufacturing was put into one form of every type of firearm.

106:Double barre;led shotguns can only fire single shells if they are sawn-off.

107:Graffiti after the apocalypse is awesome.

108:The door is god.
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Samantha Wood
 
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109. A robot sees himself as president.
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Chloe Botham
 
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110. Don't stand near cars!!!
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Raymond J. Ramirez
 
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111, It's possible in an atomic wasteland to build a big-ass purifier and all the systems needed to operate it. But not a non-shack looking building.

112. Why would you deploy tanks and APCs to defend Alaska when you could deploy Ironman instead?

113. The best way to defend your homeland against communists is to build a patriotic version of The Iron Giant.
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114: its possible to grab and drag objects with your mind!
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84. every one keeps currently useless bottle caps in safes, but leaves real currency in the bin

:biglaugh: Its true!


115: All robot factories immediately stopped despite the only thing going round on the conveyer belts being scrap metal rather than useable components
116: Said scrap metal was apparently left in the toilet by the cleaners.
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117: A battle will go on forever as long as you're not taking part in it. (the final battle in the main quest)
118: An important battle can also be postponed indefinitely just because you got something better to do.
Spoiler
119: No matter how tremendous amounts of radiation you get exposed to, you can still be revived. BUT YOUR DAD CAN'T!

120: Don't feed the Yao Guai.
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121. when it comes to practial armor, putting missle caps on your chest doesnt make you an explosives expert...or does it???

122. preservatives in food and drinks are taken to the extreme.

123. all wine, whiskey. beer, and otherwise liqour are the finest they can be, it is no longer a question of age, they even bestow strength powers.
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124: You can kill someone with a barrel and they will only me mildly annoyed.

125: Coming back to a city after three days means that everyone will like you, no matter what bad things you've done.

126: Drinking blood packs will heal you instead of making you throw up.
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127. on the topic of moles, they have become more useful than guns.

128. that massive map of yours? use it for TP!!!!

129. all gunpowder does not corrode, in fact it is a conspiracy!!!!

130. you can stop time if you have a PDA and a gun.

131. shovels can be deadly, even more so when they are soaked in feces!!!!

132. a trip to the grocer store can be dangerous! carry your minigun wherever you go!

133. on the topic of levels, killing people makes you better at thinking or distilling irradiated coca cola, lets go to town!!!

134. if levels are in pattern with how old you are, 12 year olds can learn what cannibalism is.

135. cannibals can "Go out to eat" far easier than others...wanting that chinese buffet?

136. video games will devolve. start practicing text based games!

137. your favorite tire iron will becomer a weapon of war!!!!
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:18 am

54. kids have an infinite amount of blood to Drink
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138. I can walk across washington dc without having to rest in a couple of hours!
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54. kids have an infinite amount of blood to Drink

138: duct tape is the cure for the common .32 caliber rifle.

139. the dinosaurs may live again, but in giant lizards, all the better reason to get the 50 cal from the store!

140. what many mysteries of life are solved in sewers!!!
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141) radio stations playlists are limited to 10 songs

142) cars: the alternate anti-personal device

143) snack cakes have an amazingly long shelf life

144) with just a highschool education, you still seem to be the only one who can disarm an atomic bomb

145) if you do enough stupidly dangerous things for a certain lady in a supply shop, you came become a world famous best-selling author
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146. hammers have no use.

147 through the wonders of science, hammerspace will exist soon.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:48 pm

148:you can drink 200 irradiated sodas and you will not get a sugar rush
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can we add things we've learned from OTHER video games?
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 7:24 pm

no, that would make no sense..

149. any creature that resembles a crab will be your worst enemy soon, best time to have them fried is now.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 12:01 am

150. You can make a whole city out of scrap metal
151. You can turn a boat into a city
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152. The unconventional becomes the conventional, after a nuclear fallout.
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153. A simple can of Cola can become a grenade
154. A lunchbox can be used to make a mine
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155. if anything fallout 3 teaches us, its that the subliminal things are the most important things, everything has a story...
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156. Rolling pins are the ulitimate weapon, and can send limbs flying off of human beings with a mere tap by a child.
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157. Robots will become self-aware, all the better reason to invent pulse grenades.

158. you can shoot guns in nuclear storage buildings, dont let colonel cambpell or naomi hunter steer you otherwise!
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159: No matter where you are, there will always be a weapon on the ground near you.

160: Magnum ammo is not as common as Sniper rifle ammo.?

161: The rumors of a cross between dark magic and radiation is true!

162: If you make a makeshift railway spike slingshot, it sounds like a train.

163: Bubble Gum is going extinct.

164: Some doors that seem in perfect condition are impossible to get through.

165: If you are in a large city or D.C, you are forced to go through metro tunnels since all roads are covered in rubble.

166: You can't climb rubble, no exceptions.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 9:00 am

37:by the year 2077 the chinese will make a chinese AK-47


Looks more like a ak-74 to me... Then again it looks highly modified so who really knows.

167- Radiation sickness is relatively minor all it does is lower stats till you have enough of it and die/go ghoulified.
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