168. When nuclear war comes the government will use us as Guinea pigs :ahhh:

SOME OFF-TOPIC POSTS HAVE GONE AWAY. STAY ON TOPIC, PLEASE.


I'm not seeing your point here.


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169. In a world without mass manufacture, everyone can find hairspray
170. Most of the computers still work
171. But only about a third of the televisions. (Who is broadcasting? From where?)

172. Genetic modification can let you breath fire.

173. All alcohol is radiation resistant.

174. In the future plastic surgery is instant, with no recovery time!

175: Putting green goo on a stick causes Mole Rat Heads to explode!

176: No matter how big your hammerspace is, you can't store extra gun parts in there.

177: Power Armor at 0% condition looks exactly like Power Armor at 100% condition.

178: In the future, Vacuum-Tubes are in!

179: In the future, the Anti-Nuclear Movement has dissapeared!

180: In the future, T-45 Power Armor can fit under your Pip-Boy!

181: Only raiders get to use motorcycles.

181: A Trooper in Enclave Power Armor can take more shots from the Tesla Cannon than a Vertibird.

183. If you live in a vault, your life is [censored] in one way or another.

184. It is immoral to give an addict drugs, but not immoral to help a ghoul make a super-drug

185. Lamplight finds a way to populate itself with more children. I don't want to know how.

186. Reilly does NOT lead an elite mercenary team. Their only 2 missions according to their terminal were mapping and Super Mutant killing, and they failed horribly at both in one outing.

187. You can wear your Pip-Boy over your spacesuit, with the fingerless glove part still exposed, and not die from depressurization or extreme cold.

188. in a post apocalyptic world you can dye your hair any color of the rainbow

189. a shot to the arm (or any other body part) causes the enemies whole body to explode into a hundred bloody bits

190. Its kill or be killed!

Great observations!

191. That when I play too much Fallout I start having Fallout related dreams like the one where my family was going on vacation and the end of the world started happening and the highway was breaking apart under our car and then jet fighters started flying over and then all hell broke loose. It was like I was seeing what happened that lead up to what we see in the game. It was pretty disturbing the way only a dream can be. Needless to say I woke up in a cold sweat and had trouble falling back asleep.

192: It's common knowledge that all stores keep a mini-nuke next to their robot. (Just in case)

193: You shouldn't be suprised if you find a whole pack of cigarettes in the dumpster.

194: If you find a wad of dollar bills in a mailbox, that's normal.

195: It's ok to murder as long as you give the towns people three days to forget their friends.

196: It is perfectly normal that a dog can take more bullets than a person in Tesla Armor.

197: Ghouls are people too.

198: No matter how many times you fire a flamethrower in a spaceship you won't run out of oxygen.

199: Drinking soda heals bullet wounds.

200: If you get you're eye gouged out, just stabbed the socket with a needle.

201: You're evil if you cannibalize but not if you eat human flesh scavved off hillbillies.

I didn't want to post any more so, here ya go.

202: NEVER let robots cut your Birthday cake!

203: Always let robots cut your hair! - And grow your facial hair... for you. :mellow:

204. Who'd have known that a few nukes could burn just about every book everywhere (even those miles underground) which of course goes against the conventional wisdom that the heat blast is actually the least destructive thing about a nuclear holocaust.....everyone always thought the blast wave and radiation would do much more damage.....

205. Who'd've known that you could manufacture some very effective weapons using only 4 pretty common household items...

206. Whodathunk it that almost every weapon of every type survived the great war but alas...not a pair of binoculars to be found.....

207. Always wondered what bobby pins could be used for.....

208.locks that look the same can be harder to pick

209. You can break into a safe with a screwdriver and a bobbypin.
210. Wastelanders know how to light their cigarettes without any matches or a lighter.
211. Ghouls are squishy.
212. Beer and Booze makes you stronger
213. In the future people can carry 10 Assualt rifles 2 chinese assualt rifles, a hunting rifle, and 3 pistols without a backpack or bag to haul them around with.
214. Man discovered the killing power with rock and bone
215. In thunderdome 2 man enter 1 man leaves, in vault 101 no one enters no one ever leaves, but 2 men entered and 2 men left?
216. You're not going to survive the harsh wastelands if you're afraid of needles, simple as that.

217: "Them swampfolkes head's is squishy!"

218. Hide your bottle caps everywhere even in safes.

Austrailia? :facepalm:

219: If you drink a few hundred bottles of beer, all you have to worry about is radiation poisoning.

220. NO FAT PEOPLE!!!

221. If you become addicited to drugs, the solution isn't rehab but actually more drugs.

222

In 2277 people will be convinced toilets are used to drink from

223: getting radiated will turn you into a yellow hulk (dont go into specifics about this PLEASE)

224: BB guns have the ability to kill you in under 10 shots.