200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:14 am

When you try to use "Whirlwind Sprint" to cross a road. Yeah, that happened to me

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:43 am

When you see an open pit in the middle of a field and think, "A dragon is on the loose".

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:55 pm

When your brother asks you to put the Eagles/Seahawks game on, but you deny him so you can attend Kodlak Whitemane's funeral.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:15 pm

49. When you wake up with the controller in your hand

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:46 am

You know you have been playing to long if you go around hitting people with sticks and throwing rocks at them in attempts to level up your melee and magic skills.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:44 pm

When you start telling your wife that you are tired and ready for bed at 8pm just so you can wake up at 3am to get in some Skyrim before work, because you know good and well she ain't goin for that crap in the evening . Yup, that's what I do.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:27 pm

When you swim in rivers and attempt to catch fish with your bare hands.
When you carry a pickaxe with you wherever you go.
When you walk around town wondering where all the Argonians are.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:00 pm

You know you've been playing too long when you're reading Skyrim lore books on your phone at work so you have more time to quest when you get home and actually play.
Haven't gotten fired yet, thanks to my 100 sneak skill.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:49 pm

When you try to gather flowers in World of Tanks

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:47 am

When my girlfriend comes into the room while I'm improving some armor on the workbench, and states that it sounds like having six on a squeaky bed.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:24 am

49. When you wake up with the controller in your hand

I guess this would be the same as a junkie waking up with a needle in their arm.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:37 am

If you start to wonder if there are any good tomatoes or potatoes in that garbage can...maybe a silver garnet ring at the bottom?

If you are considering installing a weapon rack by the front door.

If you ask your wife to call you the "Thane of Whiterun".

If you wake up late for work and think: "Eh, it's alright. Belethor's doesn't open until 8:00."

If you try to Disenchant your winter coat to learn it's cold resistance properties.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:39 am

When you do something wrong and try to re-load last save.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:45 pm

When you find yourself comparing real world social injustices and systemic racism to what happened to the Dunmer in Windhelm.
When you end up answering the guards vocal jabs "You are an alchemist huh? Can you brew me an Ale?" ... Reply: Yes what a great idea!, but for me sir, for me *gets beer from fridge

Why don't the Dunmer "Occupy" the courtyard in front of Ulfrics keep?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:21 am

On a side note, i went outside once, the graphics were great but the gameplay was crap.

Dude: you win the internet. That's absolutely hilarious.

Just to add one I haven't seen yet:

When you take your horse with you going out because you'll probably need him to climb a mountain.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:14 am

You know you have been playing to much when you finally get to the bathroom you "p*ss like a racehorse".

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:46 am

When you wonder which will attack you first today: a wolf, a bear, or sabre cat.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:38 am

When you try and use your mouse+"Grab key" to try and get something off the shelf....But you find (to your horror) that you're away from your computer and are at the grocery store instead...Yes, that DID happen to me..

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:52 am

I know I've been playing Skyrim too long
When I make my post into a song
Not really a song, but more like a bunch of rhymes
I dedicate this post to my friend Shenae Grimes
No, I will not eat Green Eggs and Ham
I just want to play Skyrim, Sam I Am.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:52 am

I know I've played to much Skyrim when I go and try and bed my wife and she refuses because she doesn't recognize the man who looks like an unshaven transient hitting on her.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:12 am

you get into a fight with your other half and you hear the dragon fight song going off in your head.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:27 am

You can't understand why your wife wont follow you around all day carrying your extra items

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:47 pm

When while booking a survival holiday to Norway for the Christmas vacation there is no voice in your head telling you this might not be your best idea ever.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:11 am

When you are afraid to leave your house because your brain might lock up and require a hard reset, you have been playing skyrim too long.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:03 am

When I get home from work and the theme song starts playing, getting louder and blurrier the closer I get to the TV.