200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:56 pm

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» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:26 am

When you turn to your Wife and tell her to hold your stuff. And wait for here to say "I am here to serve your needs Thane". :whistling:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:14 am

If, while eating dinner, you ask if someone could please pass the salt piles.

If you've ever checked to see if they had Alto Wine at the liquor store.

If you've ever checked the neighbor's lawns to see if they have a moonstone ore deposit in their backyard. Because, of course, you've already checked your backyard.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:35 pm

I know I've played to much Skyrim when I go and try and bed my wife and she refuses because she doesn't recognize the man who looks like an unshaven transient hitting on her.

Wait, since when do ladies not like unshaven transients hitting on them?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:56 am

When you try to search dead bodies for Gold (4)

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:43 am

When you can't understand why policemen haven't taken arrows in the knee....

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:51 am

You know you have been playing Skyrim too long when you see a bird's shadow and the frist think you do is look to the sky and check up for dragons!"

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:23 pm

When you wake up after a serious party. In a church, with a goat. And the priest is angry that you've been fondling the statues.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:14 pm

You start to wonder how Bob Ross was painting Skyrim landscapes before its release.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:21 am

You can't get fully to sleep b//c you keep thinking of quests you HAVE to do.

Happened to me last night........dam Monster.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:09 am

When I get home from work and the theme song starts playing, getting louder and blurrier the closer I get to the TV.

The game box starts glowing.

Also, when at work on a survey job, your taking a wee in the bushes, looking down at the brush for ingredients, wishing you had a visibility eye.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:22 pm

32) When the police is trying to give you a speeding ticket and you say "Hail companion! I am Dragonborn and a friend to the Jarl. You don't want to do this."

ROFL imagining the cop's face.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:27 am

When I go grocery shopping and come home with this http://www.marthastewart.com/sites/files/marthastewart.com/images/content/tv/martha_stewart_show/show_photos/2101_2200/tvm2171_051607_strawberryto_l.jpg for the first time ever.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:45 pm

When someone ask how you burnt your hand and you reply I used to have fire magic resistance but not anymore thanks to patch 1.2.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:46 pm

When you come home and wonder if anybody is there and are about to use the aura whisper shout

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:56 am

When you see a line on the sidewalk and think "Woa, watch for traps".

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:18 am

When you start smashing your plate against the wall to get it right side up.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:11 am

When your friends and yourself put on horned helmets and go "Fus Ro Dah"-ing random people

Need an air cannon to make it really fun.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:33 am

When a NPC says something in the game and you respond IRL

NPC: Hey watch where you're goingl. Me: Sorry about that.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:49 am

When you see a large winged shadow soar overhead and look up expecting to see a dragon for a moment ( a lot of times all the warning I have in game that a dragon is near is the shadow on the landscape). Happened to me a few days ago. I giggled a bit when I realized.

THIS

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:01 am

When there is a bug in your house, and before you kill it, you hesitate and ask yourself, "Have I caught one of those yet?"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:23 am

* When you are buying jewelry for a woman and ask in the jewelers "anything in ebony or dwarven?

* When you use google earth instead of easyjet to fast travel on holiday.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:40 am

When your new text message tone is the level up music from Skyrim.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:51 am

When your new text message tone is the level up music from Skyrim.

Can someone get that for download please?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:47 am

When you confront people with the words *name *job *bye....

.......Oh wait, wrong game.