200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long

Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:56 pm

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Sweet Blighty
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:26 am

When you turn to your Wife and tell her to hold your stuff. And wait for here to say "I am here to serve your needs Thane". :whistling:
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Roy Harris
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:14 am

If, while eating dinner, you ask if someone could please pass the salt piles.

If you've ever checked to see if they had Alto Wine at the liquor store.

If you've ever checked the neighbor's lawns to see if they have a moonstone ore deposit in their backyard. Because, of course, you've already checked your backyard.
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Adam
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:35 pm

I know I've played to much Skyrim when I go and try and bed my wife and she refuses because she doesn't recognize the man who looks like an unshaven transient hitting on her.


Wait, since when do ladies not like unshaven transients hitting on them?
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saharen beauty
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:56 am

When you try to search dead bodies for Gold (4)
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TASTY TRACY
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:43 am

When you can't understand why policemen haven't taken arrows in the knee....
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Lyndsey Bird
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:51 am

You know you have been playing Skyrim too long when you see a bird's shadow and the frist think you do is look to the sky and check up for dragons!"
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N Only WhiTe girl
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:23 pm

When you wake up after a serious party. In a church, with a goat. And the priest is angry that you've been fondling the statues. :D
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ONLY ME!!!!
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:14 pm

You start to wonder how Bob Ross was painting Skyrim landscapes before its release.
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Vicki Blondie
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:21 am

You can't get fully to sleep b//c you keep thinking of quests you HAVE to do.

Happened to me last night........dam Monster.
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Mrs Pooh
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:09 am

When I get home from work and the theme song starts playing, getting louder and blurrier the closer I get to the TV.


The game box starts glowing.

Also, when at work on a survey job, your taking a wee in the bushes, looking down at the brush for ingredients, wishing you had a visibility eye.
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Davorah Katz
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:22 pm

32) When the police is trying to give you a speeding ticket and you say "Hail companion! I am Dragonborn and a friend to the Jarl. You don't want to do this."


ROFL imagining the cop's face.
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Chenae Butler
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:27 am

When I go grocery shopping and come home with this http://www.marthastewart.com/sites/files/marthastewart.com/images/content/tv/martha_stewart_show/show_photos/2101_2200/tvm2171_051607_strawberryto_l.jpg for the first time ever.
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Madison Poo
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:45 pm

When someone ask how you burnt your hand and you reply I used to have fire magic resistance but not anymore thanks to patch 1.2.
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Joie Perez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:46 pm

When you come home and wonder if anybody is there and are about to use the aura whisper shout
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ANaIs GRelot
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:56 am

When you see a line on the sidewalk and think "Woa, watch for traps".
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Colton Idonthavealastna
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:18 am

When you start smashing your plate against the wall to get it right side up.
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Britta Gronkowski
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:11 am

When your friends and yourself put on horned helmets and go "Fus Ro Dah"-ing random people

Need an air cannon to make it really fun.
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Chris BEvan
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:33 am

When a NPC says something in the game and you respond IRL

NPC: Hey watch where you're goingl. Me: Sorry about that.
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luis ortiz
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:49 am

When you see a large winged shadow soar overhead and look up expecting to see a dragon for a moment ( a lot of times all the warning I have in game that a dragon is near is the shadow on the landscape). Happened to me a few days ago. I giggled a bit when I realized.



THIS
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Dean Ashcroft
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:01 am

When there is a bug in your house, and before you kill it, you hesitate and ask yourself, "Have I caught one of those yet?"
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Stacey Mason
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:23 am

* When you are buying jewelry for a woman and ask in the jewelers "anything in ebony or dwarven?

* When you use google earth instead of easyjet to fast travel on holiday.
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Hairul Hafis
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:40 am

When your new text message tone is the level up music from Skyrim.
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Rhi Edwards
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:51 am

When your new text message tone is the level up music from Skyrim.

Can someone get that for download please?
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Nathan Maughan
 
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Post » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:47 am

When you confront people with the words *name *job *bye....



.......Oh wait, wrong game.
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Soraya Davy
 
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