200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:31 am

19) When typing "By the nine divine.." on forums not related to TES.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:54 am

20. When you start humming the theme song (with lyrics) everytime your boss walks up to your desk to check in on what you're doing at work.

21. (related note) When you shout FUS RO DAH when you're stuck in traffic to move them out of your way. <.<

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:02 am

22. You know you've played Skyrim too long when you sneeze, you yell out "Ah-Thu'um!" Instead of "achoo!"... Ive done it lol.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:32 am

23. When you crouch every time you open a door in case there's someone on the other side.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:00 am

24. When your mother asks over the phone about the weather, and you start describing what's on your computer screen (running Skyrim).

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:03 pm

25) When you say "Damn I should never have married an orc" when your wife enters the room.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:10 pm

When you try shouting your candles out.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:56 pm

When you've said "for the love of Talos" in a real conversation.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:03 am

26. When you have a totally animated Skyrim theme in your cellphone. And you paid for it!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:38 am

27. You're working on your small cubicle, using Microsoft Word. Your boss pages you via SMS asking for Memo No.21783-DAF0. You instinctively press TAB and look to the right to check your inventory. Worst yet: you keep pressing for a couple of seconds when it doesn't show, wondering if it's a bug.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:09 am

28. When you swear that the withered old lady you pass in the supermarket is that Hagraven you killed last night!

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:52 pm

29) When your out shopping for clothes and asks the staff where you can find the enchanting table.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:51 am

30. When you look at a picture of Mount Everest and wished you could make a pilgrimage there to visit the Greybeards.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:10 am

19) When typing "By the nine divine.." on forums not related to TES.

I know I've been playing Skyim too long when I feel the need to warn you that the Thalmor will want your head for saying "the nine divines"

22. You know you've played Skyrim too long when you sneeze, you yell out "Ah-Thu'um!" Instead of "achoo!"... Ive done it lol.

WIN

31. You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when you wonder why your stomach growls even though you've been eating salmon steak, vegetable soup and mammoth steak for the past two days...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:20 am

32) When the police is trying to give you a speeding ticket and you say "Hail companion! I am Dragonborn and a friend to the Jarl. You don't want to do this."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:38 am

When you walk into a greengrocers and put a basket on his head, rob all his cabbages then sell them back to him, with his response being "honest pay for honest work"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:08 am

When you randomly shout at people while running around town.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:21 am

Ypu know you've been playing Skyrim for too long when you ask the major's secretary of your town about upgrading your house.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:04 pm

When you substitute "for the love of god" with "for the love of azura" :celebration: I've done that.

Still waiting for the inevitable BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:43 am

When you try to kill a man just because he wears clothes what you want! :wink_smile:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:46 am

When you walk crouched everywhere to get better at sneaking.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:03 am

When you try to Fus Ro Dah the annoying so and so's at work

Also when you have the theme tune on your MP3 player and almost know all the words to the first verse.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:49 pm

40) When you"re walking through the forest and you feel the sudden lack of a bow and quiver!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:50 am

41) When you hear a foghorn and you look to the sky for dragons.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:49 am

I went to get my haircut, and the barber had a small chest (looked like a strongbox) that she kept clippers and such in, and I thought to myself, "I bet I can lockpick that..."