200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:43 pm

When you do something wrong and try to re-load last save.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:21 am

when you play Battlefield 3 and before you run into enemy fire you hit F5 without thinking...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:08 am

42) When you confuse the cops with the Thalmor

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:57 am

You know you've been playing Skyrim too long when you ask your lizard if he was born in the Black Marsh.
Or
When you demand that your cat give you his Skooma.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:30 am

When you are outside and a dog howls so u look over your shoulder to make sure it wasn't an ice wolf

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:17 am

When you talk to people in real life you try to put your crosshair on them and press E

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:50 am

when i come here to write stupid meme jokes with my bad english

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:04 am

3. You notice flowers more often in real life, because you are so focused on them in Skyrim for alchemy ingredients.

Edit: Oh my goodness, how can the poster above me be on the same brain wavelength as me?

Cause everyone does that. I'm an ingredient hoarder. So what you're saying, I'm constantly doing.

9. wonder why your IRL compagnion won't carry all your stuff as you walk around.

IKR? lol.

11. When you attempt to sell random junk in your pockets to the cashier at Tescos.

6. You say "What the Fus?"

Yep, I've done that...

I will START doing that.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:04 am

When all your housemates have woken up but you are only thinking : "i should go to bed"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:42 am

When you decide your bladder can hold out til you kill one more dragon

Or

When you start comparing your boss to a Draugr Death Lord

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:20 am

When you're talking with customers at work and invision the letters "Speechcraft Skill has increased" over their heads.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:42 am

When you collect 120 mushrooms from a single dungeon.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:00 am

you've been playing too long when you see plants out side and you know them only by their name in skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:51 am

18) When you ask your cat about rumors only to hear lies.

Clever win, bro. Made me chuckle.

22. You know you've played Skyrim too long when you sneeze, you yell out "Ah-Thu'um!" Instead of "achoo!"... Ive done it lol.

Will start doing this.

23. When you crouch every time you open a door in case there's someone on the other side.

I did this before Skyrim released. You can see that I'm always some sort of stealth character, lol.

When you randomly shout at people while running around town.

I want to do this now....

Still waiting for the inevitable BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

As am I, good sir. As am I....

When you walk crouched everywhere to get better at sneaking.

It works. It's called experience. I know, firsthand. ;P

40) When you"re walking through the forest and you feel the sudden lack of a bow and quiver!

I feel this lacking wherever I go.

I went to get my haircut, and the barber had a small chest (looked like a strongbox) that she kept clippers and such in, and I thought to myself, "I bet I can lockpick that..."

Yup. I know that feel, bro.

43: When you think of every possible way you can get some gametime in at the places you are planning to visit.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:18 pm

You have loads of different types of food laid out on the table and yet you only eat bread!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:42 am

When your wife puts a Skyrim ban on week nights.......because she can't sleep due to thinking about what shes going to do next time she plays!!

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:32 pm

when you can speak fluently in the tongue of dragons and refuse to use the "crude and guttural language of mortals"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:40 am

You know you been playing too long when your missus shouts out in her sleep "you gotta recharge your magicka". Almost pissed myself

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:01 am

I didn't realise so many people on this forum were so unfunny.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:04 pm

When, in the middle of the night, you get thumped in the side by your better half and asked: "Who the hell is Lydia.".

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:31 am

When you see a butterfly and try to pick its wings.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:01 am

When you ask your friends if they get to the Cloud District often. What are you saying, of course they don't...

When some people call your things junk. But you call them treasures...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:04 am

When you suddenly take an 'arrow to the knee' and find you are now confined to your home town for the rest of your life.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:41 am

I used to play skyrim too much... then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:17 am

When you defend the game or the developers in an argument against the obvious slack ass cut cornered beta version we payed 60 bucks for.