200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:16 am

When you pick up bees out of their hives with your bare hands

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:24 am

You know you have been playing too much skruim when your friend die's and you tell his mother "don't worry, just reload a save".

On a side note, i went outside once, the graphics were great but the gameplay was crap.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:46 am

when you wonder if you could lock on to a dragon with a stinger.

Sounds like too much MW3...

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:31 pm

...when you look in vases for loose change.
...when you try to fast travel to college, then realize your stupidity and try to find a carriage instead.
...when you forget your car can reverse.
...when preparing to go out on a date, you try to switch on 3rd person mode instead of looking in the mirror.
...when the previous sentence never applies because you don't go out on dates anymore.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:31 am

you still find the arrow to the knee thing funny

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:16 pm

xx- When someone opens a door and you mentally get ready for them to disappear to the other side.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:51 pm

I began walking quietly behind people checking if they notice me O.O

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:17 pm

When your boss gives you a task to do....

You envision "Quest started: Complete Monthly Image Report" above his head.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:23 am

When you eye up that bull in some farmers field and think how good those horns would look on your helm...

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:48 am

When you see an existing problem at work and think that it'll be fixed once the Mod community gets the CK downloaded.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:41 pm

when this [censored] thread pops up.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:42 pm

That feel when you get your sweet roll stolen

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» Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:01 am

When your boss or spouce asks you to do something and you reply with " I would love to but I took an arrow to the knee"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:43 pm

When your job involves fire and you wear specific protection as to not burn yourself in the process thinking, "Haha, 20% to resisting fire!"

Sidenote: My job involves Burning metal in large vestibles. A Heat Treat Operator, per say. ;D

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:34 pm

When your teacher asks why you didn't do your homework, you reply "I took an arrow in the knee."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:56 am

When you try to cross the street shouting the Whirlwind Sprint, so the cars won′t get you. :bolt:

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:29 am

When you do something wrong and try to re-load last save.

All the time. So much yes.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:58 am

When the soundtrack is in your head all day at work. True story.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:23 pm

When you're at work staring at page 1 of skyrim general discussion for an hour hoping it will magically transform to skyrim.

When you're way over data usage limit on cellphone from looking up anything and everything skyrim and don't care.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:35 am

Blaming the xbox texture scaling bug when seeing things blurry at 3 o'clock in the pub.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:54 pm

Everytime i get an arrow in the knee, i think of Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:22 am

When you see a large winged shadow soar overhead and look up expecting to see a dragon for a moment ( a lot of times all the warning I have in game that a dragon is near is the shadow on the landscape). Happened to me a few days ago. I giggled a bit when I realized.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:13 am

When your job involves fire and you wear specific protection as to not burn yourself in the process thinking, "Haha, 20% to resisting fire!"

Sidenote: My job involves Burning metal in large vestibles. A Heat Treat Operator, per say. ;D

heh, you must have 100 Smithing or so

P.D: When you assign attributes on people depending on their RL jobs.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:27 pm

When you tell your wife she is a typical Redguard...

Yes I did that and she was like...."huh?"

(my wife is of ethnical origins...so I didn't get beat up to bad. :toughninja: )

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:06 pm

You know you have been playing too much skruim when your friend die's and you tell his mother "don't worry, just reload a save".

On a side note, i went outside once, the graphics were great but the gameplay was crap.

seconded.