200 reasons you know you have been playing skyrim too long

Post » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:46 pm

Thought this would be fun as Skyrim can take up A LOT of time and we need more fun threads!



1. You know you have been playing Skyrim too long when you shout "I CONTROL THE SENATE!" while using the sparks destruction spell.
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GPMG
 
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2. you know you've been playing to long when you go outside and check the sky for dragons.

~lol at number 1 XD
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Lily Evans
 
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3. If you drive around and see flowers, you have an urgent need to hit "E"
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Farrah Lee
 
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3. You notice flowers more often in real life, because you are so focused on them in Skyrim for alchemy ingredients.

Edit: Oh my goodness, how can the poster above me be on the same brain wavelength as me?
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4. While taking a break from Skyrim you take a hike through the woods and see some mushrooms growing on the side of the tree. You wonder if you harvest them will you be able to use them to help improve your alchemy skill...
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Emma Louise Adams
 
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5. When you talk with people and try to think of a way to bribe them...
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Anna Beattie
 
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6. You say "What the Fus?"

Yep, I've done that...
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Lilit Ager
 
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7. when you cant look for skyrim things in RL cause you dont have one anymore
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Kieren Thomson
 
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When you say to the pretty barmaid "If I had my amulet of Mara you'd be mine"

Rarely works in the real world
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8. You feel it's a necessity to use "fus ro dah" every time you fight a dragon.
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Christina Trayler
 
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9. wonder why your IRL compagnion won't carry all your stuff as you walk around.
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Craig Martin
 
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10. When you dream about Frost Trolls

<------------ (guilty)
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Quick Draw
 
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3. If you drive around and see flowers, you have an urgent need to hit "E"

I was lmao when this happened to me.
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Nicole Coucopoulos
 
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11. When you attempt to sell random junk in your pockets to the cashier at Tescos.
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claire ley
 
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12. When you're too busy playing the game to post here :twirl:
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Felix Walde
 
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13. When you tell your wife Aela is your new companion.
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megan gleeson
 
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14. When you close your eyes and see yourself playing Skyrim.
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11. When you attempt to sell random junk in your pockets to the cashier at Tescos.


hahahahaha :rofl:

15. When you walk into a bar, pick out the toughest and meanest person in there, then bet them 100 dollars you can beat them in a fight.
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When Skooma the kill-joy reminds you that forum games aren't allowed. :spotted owl:
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Rik Douglas
 
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15. when you have too much in your backpack and you think to yourself "damn, I'm overencumbered, alright drop the organic chem book, who needs it"
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16) When you're playing Rugby and the big prop comes running at you and you whisper "Fus ro dah!"
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josie treuberg
 
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when you wonder if you could lock on to a dragon with a stinger.
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Emily Jones
 
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When Skooma the kill-joy reminds you that forum games aren't allowed. :spotted owl:


Need some skooma
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17. When every single peice of artwork reminds you of Skyrim in some random way.
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18) When you ask your cat about rumors only to hear lies.
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