First of all, all milk will now come from

All forms of media targeted towards girls ages 8 to 16 are now banned. Violators will be sacked.

Sacked? fired, black bagged, or put into place with a good TBing?

Baseless accusation and ignorance.

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If I had absolute power, I'd probably be more forgivable of petty crimes.

idiots are no longer to speak

Anyone from the east that is not a Nurglite is hereby plagued, and whomever is not a khoranite on the west is immediately slaughtered! The only way to convert is to slaughter in the name of Khorne (liers will be killed immediately), or survive the plague and give yourself to Nurgle

In my perfect society where I have power, it would be a hierarchial meritocracy. That's where position in society is determined by intelligence and ability. Wouldn't that be great, as all the celebrities would be useless? Anyway, if there's one thing I'd ban, it'd be the Disney Channel :yuck:

Assuming any law I make is 100% obeyed, I'm first outlawing smoking.

I would make 90% of internet memes illegal. Which is to say: I would make all the stupid internet memes illegal. And probably get rid of all anime stuff. Only the cool animes (dragon ball) can stay. The rest are gone. Oh and jay walking is punishable by death :wink_smile:

Oh and you are not allowed to be in public places without some sort of ridiculous look on your face. No straight faces, smiles or frowns. It can be an exaggerated smile or frown, but not an average one. And when meet someone, you may not simply say "hi". You must spin around 4 times, clap thrice, touch your toes then thumb-wrestle the person to a best of 3 match. Not obeying this rule will land you 6 months in the slammer, second offense its 2 years.

First off I would ban all soap operas and reality TV and also alex ferguson from being screened on our TVs

I would make " water bottle day bieber ", where anyone who see justin bieber have to throw water bottle at him and if they not they will go to jail.

What would happen if I rolled it on the ground at him? Or say I saw him sitting at a bus stop but had no water bottle to throw at him. Later on I obtain a bottle, go back to that same bus stop, and throw the bottle at the bus stop. Would that count?

I'd outlaw intrusive DRM. Basic DRM would be okay, but not the kind that puts malware on your computer or forces you to connect to the internet.

I'd also make it illegal to throw cigarette butts on the ground, in particular lit butts from from a car window. I'd call that law "littering" -- then people would stop doing that right :nod:

Why do people feel the need to ban stuff they don't like?

Personally I wouldn't ban anything, but I would legalize stuff instead.

same with me, but i would task people to decorate the areas with corpses, at least make things look nice..

Chavs. And people who don't like cake.

Would outlaw Lawyers and make it judge jury and executioner getting sick and tired of court cases taking 3 to 4 years to get done. Lawyers argue back and forth who's right and who's wrong then a decision is made, the party doesn't agree with it repealing the decision, the party that was harmed doesn't agree with that repeals the repeal, and it seems to never stop. Eliminating lawyers would make it so alot more money goes back into the system instead of staying in their pockets.

Other than that if I couldn't outlaw lawyers I would make it illegal for law firms to advertise themselves on TV saying clients have the right to sue because of X happening with Y drug. That's one thing that ticks me off as well is the law firms hosting these commercials for joint lawsuits when you know very well those people won't receive squat of that money. The law firm takes like 75% of the earnings for court case proceedings, lawyer fees, etc... and the clients are left with very little that they have to pay in taxes.

Good to see none of you guys are actually interested in becoming lawyers. The world is a safer place. :laugh:

Way to make remarks, especially as we have a moderator who is a lawyer. :stare:

This is no different to the "What grinds your gears" series of topics that were closed with a note not to make any more.