M'Aiq the Liar's quotes in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:44 pm

M'aiq once spoke to a person called Dodt Dowarh. He liked to make people wait. M'aiq didn't like Dodt. (Dodt Dowarh is an anagram of Todd Howard)
Why would someone want to slow down time to look more impressive? M'aiq has no idea why. (about the people who want VATS in Skyrim)

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:55 pm

I can't find the original thread where this was posted, so I can't give the person credit, but here goes:

I still don't get it.
I'm thick headed sometimes.

M'aiq remembers Morrowind, nice place to visit....well not really, not sure why anyone would stay, Dark Elves are nasty to M'aiq.

M'aiq owns a spear, but M'aiq left it to an argonian to polish it, the tip can be painful.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:14 pm

M'aiq hears some proclaim that the world is getting smaller; M'aiq thinks those ones have just eaten too many sweetrolls.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:36 pm

M'aiq knows some men who like to live out in the wild, away from the warmth of the city these people struggle with survival on a day to day basis, the absence of warmth water and food such men strong, M'aiq thinks these men are foolish, who would ever want to do such a thing.

M'aiq has had a dream about you, you were being controlled by a puppeteer through a magical mirror. Do you think this means something?

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:15 pm

Some people wish to fight with their bare hands. M'aiq thinks this is a foolish idea. Weapons are for fighting. Hands are for holding. M'aiq remembers when men would fight bears with only their bare hands; and look...now all those foolish men are dead. (if HTH is out...I hope not, but you never know)

And as a side note: I think M'aiq should be called S'aiq in Skyrim...surely he's gotten himself some tail by now.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:04 pm

Somebody on the forums, a while ago, suggested some kind of "How are you still alive?" or something like that, and then M'aiq would go all gibberish giving an answer, I thought that was genius

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:26 pm

I still don't get it.
I'm thick headed sometimes.

M'aiq remembers Morrowind, nice place to visit....well not really, not sure why anyone would stay, Dark Elves are nasty to M'aiq.

M'aiq owns a spear, but M'aiq left it to an argonian to polish it, the tip can be painful.

Spoiler

The Akatosh Statue from the end of Oblivion.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:46 am

Maiq has heard of people who want armor to be separate. Maiq thinks they are foolish. Why put armor in little bits when you can put it on all at once?

Maiq knows many people who want to go to Morrowind. Maiq does not understand this. Who would want to swim in lava?

Maiq knows many people who want long sticks to fight. Maiq does not know why. Sticks break, and swords are better at killing.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:46 pm

M'aiq talks about Dragons in Oblivion.
He might remind us that quote in Skyrim xD

he spoke of them in morrowind too (Y)
"Dragons? Oh, they're everywhere! You must fly very high to see most of them, though. The ones nearer the ground are very hard to see, being invisible"

im hoping for another comment about no spears like in ob

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:45 pm

M'aiq hears there are some who think the water in Skyrim doesn't look like water at all; M'aiq wonders why they would think it was water if it doesn't look like it.

Hahah, best one so far.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:22 pm

Don't see why they couldn't have a Maiq the Second.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:27 pm

M'aiq is an aspect of the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:42 pm

I can't see M'Aiq living for 200 something years :lol:

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:31 am

"M'aiq a Daedric Prince, no of course not, i don't know what your talking about :whistling:"

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:40 am

M'aiq once meet the Nerevarine, Lot of odd questions that one asked

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:00 pm

Hahah, best one so far.

Agree! And;
"M'aiq does not like being talked to when he is talking to himself."

"M'aiq started with nothing and M'aiq still has most of this left."

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:50 pm

M'aiq does not like masks, people wearing a mask are trying to hide something
(after not including masks into skyrim)

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:31 am

M'aiq hears complaining about fast traveling, M'aiq wonders what is so bad about traveling really fast, saves time if you ask M'aiq.

abut fast travel

» Sun May 29, 2011 4:34 am

M'aiq wonders why one would want to ride a dragon when all they do is eat.

thats not very good but I had a brain fart :confused:

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:46 pm

No horses? Blaaaahh... Nonsense!, why would M'aiq be here if there wasn't any horses?

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:56 pm

My signature.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:38 pm

M'aiq owns a spear, but M'aiq left it to an argonian to polish it, the tip can be painful.

You dirty animal :no: . That would be a bit too much - people would laugh themselves to death.

M'aiq is an aspect of the daedric prince Hermaeus Mora.

More like Sheogorath if you ask me. "The Daedra are the embodiment of change! Change and permanency! I am no different, except in the ways that I am!". Sounds like the same author wrote quotes for the two :lol:

M'aiq hears complaining about fast traveling, M'aiq wonders what is so bad about traveling really fast, saves time if you ask M'aiq.

abut fast travel

There already is a quote about it in Oblivion. Let's leave it, we don't need another

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No horses? Blaaaahh... Nonsense!, why would M'aiq be here if there wasn't any horses?

:rofl: Now that's a good one!

My signature.

Do you happen to be the original author?

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:03 pm

Here's another: "Some want to wear their robes over their armor. M'Aiq does no understand. Why wear all the heavy steel and still look like a girl?"

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:47 pm

"M'aiq hears of people who enjoy fully immersing themselves in fantasies. M'aiq thinks those people have too much free time."

In regards to the claims that having M'aiq still be alive breaks immersion.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:26 pm

"Some people want countless things added to Tamriel. On and on they go with endless lists of what else is needed here.
M'aiq thinks these people are stupid, if everything were added you would not be listening to M'aiq now- you would still be waiting for the time when you are allowed to be here."

"Some people want their view blocked to simulate helmets. M'aiq does not understand this, a helmet is not a blindfold and who would wear a blindfold in battle?"