M'Aiq the Liar's quotes in Skyrim : V

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Assuming that M'Aiq the Liar will make an appearance in Skyrim, suggest quotes that he would say this time

Mine:

M'Aiq heard of men that tried to ride a dragon. But they forgot to think what to do if the dragons didn't like it, and now there's no more such men.
M'Aiq has actually spoken to warriors that WANT to lose if they fight with a mace and not a sword. M'Aiq also asked them if they ever spoke to rocks.
They say the Mage's Guild banned an entire spell school but not any of it's spells. Strange men those mages. Very strange.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:49 pm

I can't find the original thread where this was posted, so I can't give the person credit, but here goes:

'Be careful around dragons, they are fragile. M'aiq broke one and ended up here!'

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:51 pm

M'aiq talks about Dragons in Oblivion.
He might remind us that quote in Skyrim xD

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:20 pm

I definetly expect to see something in regards to all the requests for firearms in Skyrim.

"Maiq has heard tales of men with magic sticks that shoot fire. But Maiq asks, why would one want a magic stick, when one has a staff?"

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:36 am

"Dragons are such fragile things, you must be careful around them. M'aiq broke one, and ended up here!" Don't recall the original author for that one.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:58 pm

"M'Aiq is sick of always having to get new feet. M'Aiq thinks his old ones fitted just fine"

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:30 am

"If I want to poke something, I'd use a fork."

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:43 pm

M'Aiq thinks you should not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and good with hot sauce.

M'Aiq does not understand the term "Civil War". War is not "civil".

M'Aiq remembers a time when no one knew how to fight with two weapons at once. M'Aiq knows you are shocked by this.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:06 pm

"M'Aiq is sick of always having to get new feet. M'Aiq thinks his old ones fitted just fine"

Interesting little fact is that there was a short "M'Aiq moment" in Bloodmoon. When you get close to him, the Argonian on the shore goes "All I ask for is a pair of boots! How hard could it be?".

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:47 am

I can't find the original thread where this was posted, so I can't give the person credit, but here goes:

The quote you put there was my rendition of it. Though, in that post I was trying to recall what the real original author of it said

It's a mystery!

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:43 am

No, M'Aiq is not immortal. Why do you ask?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:33 pm

I'd post something about the (possible lack of) spears, but nothing comes to mind right now.

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:21 am

M'aiq knows people who beleive dragons to be green and nice. At least, M'aiq KNEW some people who thought that."

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:43 pm

No, M'Aiq is not immortal. Why do you ask?

M'aiq wonders why people keep be so surprised of seeing him. M'aiq is surprised himself. Everybody should know wonders lie in cream sauce with horse. A good horse.

I'd post something about the (possible lack of) spears, but nothing comes to mind right now.

Why would one want to fight with long sticks when you can use an axe? Or a sword? Or a mace? But not a stick. A stick is good for scatching M'aiq's back, but not for fighting.

Kinda fits, but still not really. But it could work for quarterstaffs, or if you can't bash with your staves.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:53 pm

M'aiq saw a dragon named Leafy once. M'aiq thinks the namer is strange. (An easter egg from the weard thread about leafy the dragon)
M'aiq heard of sticks that shoot fire. M'aiq thinks they will only explode when used. (Random thing from people demanding GUNS! in Skyrim)
M'aiq says that you cannot block while casting a spell. No one can do that. (Blah, blah, blah about not being able to block with spellhand)
M'aiq says ''Don't pee against wind. (Not really just had to post it)

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:07 am

'Some people say M'aiq always talks in the 3rd person....no I don't!'

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 pm

Updated version:M'aiq knows men who have seen many things , but learned nothing.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:34 pm

spell making, M'aiq wonders how does one make something that does not exist in the mundane world, what would one use to make it, do they write on air! M'aiq thinks spell makers are all quacks and madmen.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:51 am

"M'Aiq is the oldest khajiit in the world. Over 200 years old!"

Wait.. He is not lying!

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:01 pm

M'aiq hears there are some who think the water in Skyrim doesn't look like water at all; M'aiq wonders why they would think it was water if it doesn't look like it.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:04 pm

M'Aiq is actually a god

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:26 pm

M'aiq was told dovahkiin is lonely and wants some friends, but M'aiq is dovahkiin's friend. (lack of Multiplayer)

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:28 pm

you know those stories of "The Man from Nantucket" ? Well he is the man from Nantucket. That's not his tail hanging out of the cloak!?!?!

» Sun May 29, 2011 3:32 am

M'aiq still can't find a bathroom. That's why he runs so fast.

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:16 pm

"Why does Maiq lick his own butt?"