Akavairis and so on cross the oceans and bring much exciting

Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:29 pm

So, that Japanese civilization, the akaviris, come and invade tamriel 4 the 2nd time. This time, though, they brought some heavy artillery. They got steampower, professional standing armies, cannons and musketry tech. They'd also posess some primitive rifling techniques which would make it possible to bring (primitive!) snipers into the game.

Just imagine how epic this would be! Bethseda could add this by a DLC!
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Monika
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:22 am

No thank you.
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BethanyRhain
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:30 am

Will you please stop trolling with your firearms threads? It must be painfully obvious by now that no one's interested in your ideas.
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:51 pm

So, that Japanese civilization, the akaviris, come and invade tamriel 4 the 2nd time. This time, though, they brought some heavy artillery. They got steampower, professional standing armies, cannons and musketry tech. They'd also posess some primitive rifling techniques which would make it possible to bring (primitive!) snipers into the game.

Just imagine how epic this would be! Bethseda could add this by a DLC!


I voted 'nah' because there wasn't a '[censored] no'. Prepare for flaming.
Elder Scrolls Universe =/= Semi-modern Technology.
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Sophie Louise Edge
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:06 am

Thread reported...move on, PLEASE just move on....this is not his first attempt.
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Britney Lopez
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:52 pm

It's somehow interesting but I don't think it fits with the game...
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:20 am

I'd tell you to use the search function, but you'd only find your own threads.
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:56 am

So, that Japanese civilization, the akaviris, come and invade tamriel 4 the 2nd time. This time, though, they brought some heavy artillery. They got steampower, professional standing armies, cannons and musketry tech. They'd also posess some primitive rifling techniques which would make it possible to bring (primitive!) snipers into the game.

Just imagine how epic this would be! Bethseda could add this by a DLC!

This crap again? Summer, rohugh, any mod! Ban this guy.
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Luis Longoria
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:40 am

stop flaming pls let's have a good on-topic discussion
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Kortniie Dumont
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:30 am

All I want is an invasion of Yoku and their nuclear fission swords :touched:
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:25 pm

What musket weilding snake-man or snow demon could stand against the power of vampire clouds and blazing magical infernos?
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:44 am

Did you switch the poll results or something?
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:45 pm

Really, are you serious when you say all this crap again and again or are you just bored?
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Colton Idonthavealastna
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:08 am

Did you switch the poll results or something?


It would not have been the first time.
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:30 am

No.

It doesn't fit with the lore/history.
No mer have ever lived there; the men that did live in Akavir were all "eaten" long ago by the Vampiric Serpent Folk of Tsaesci. There are four major nations on Akavir, each with its own race: Kamal, Tsaesci, Tang Mo and Ka Po' Tun.

Kamal is translated as "Snow Hell", and many armies of demons call it their home. Every summer they thaw out and attempt to invade Tang Mo, but are always driven back by the courageous monkey-folk who live there. Once Ada'Soom Dir-Kamal, a king among the demons, tried to invade and conquer Morrowind, but was destroyed by Almalexia and the Underking at Red Mountain.

Tsaesci is translated as "Snake Palace", and was once the strongest kingdom in Akavir. It is home to the Vampire Snake people who ate the men of Akavir long ago. They are described as beautiful, with golden scales, a human upper body and a snake like lower body. The goblin tribes of Akavir are their source of food and labor. Potentate Versidue-Shaie was a Tsaesci who ruled Tamriel in the previous era for 400 years before being assassinated by the Morag Tong.

Tang Mo is translated as "The Thousand Monkey Isles". It is inhabited by many breeds of monkeys who are described as kind and brave. The other nations of Akavir have tried to enslave them at some point, but the monkeys can make armies if they must. They are apparently allies of the tiger people of Ka Po' Tun.

Ka Po' Tun is translated as the "Tiger-Dragon Empire". The inhabitants are a cat-like people and are ruled by the great ruler Tosh Raka, a tiger dragon. They are the greatest empire in Akavir, but are not skilled at fighting at sea. After the Serpent people ate the men, they tried to eat the dragons. They managed to make the red dragons slaves, but the black dragons fled to Po Tun. A great battle was fought, and it left both the cats and the snakes weak, and the dragons extinct. Since then, the cats have always tried to become dragons. Tosh Raka is the first and only so far to have accomplished this. He is the largest dragon on Nirn and is covered in orange and black scales.


Nothing about advanced technology. No matter how much you might want guns in the ES, it doesn't fit. It wouldn't be "epic".
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:31 pm

All I want is an invasion of Yoku and their nuclear fission swords :touched:

No, just no.
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:49 pm

I'm pretty sure the Japanese got their modern weapons from the west not vice versa...
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:04 am

There are some mighty poor-quality trolls on this forum. Back in my day trolling meant something!
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:53 pm

No, just no.


Well, I would think that was a joke. Though he is right: Yokudans sword-singers could split atomos.
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:56 am

It would not have been the first time.

I didn't even know you could do that?
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:28 pm

What musket weilding snake-man or snow demon could stand against the power of vampire clouds and blazing magical infernos?


That's quite an interesting idea. Would make for a good action-oriented DLC, don't you think?
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:50 pm

*Starts to cry*
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:03 pm

>_> he switched the polls....again...
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chloe hampson
 
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:09 am

No, just no.

They do have those though. What do you think destroyed Yokuda and drove the Redguards to Tamriel?
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Post » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:01 am

They do have those though. What do you think destroyed Yokuda and drove the Redguards to Tamriel?

The kraken, for yokuda sunk to the depths of the ocean.
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