Alcatraz worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Post » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:37 pm

http://crysis.wikia.com/wiki/Alcatraz

Alcatraz is 28 years old in 2023. When he was 8 years old, he almost drowned, and has had a phobia of swimming since then (although he was able to overcome it if he had to). He grew up in a Christian family and went to church religiously until he was 14, but is no longer religious by the time of Crysis 2, instead invoking parody deities such as Flying Spaghetti Monster or Ceiling Cat.

Looks like BIG Al is an atheist with a sense of humor...
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Kay O'Hara
 
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:52 am

Funny, i tell people i warship cthulu.
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:35 am

He is said to be fond of alcohol, and tequila in particular.

Haha, tequila, man thats a heck of a drink.
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:25 am

I've got 12% alcohol in my blood at all times. Anyone ever drank blood out of a hollowed out skull in the glorious name of Satan? SAAATTAAAN
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:42 am

I have no butt sam.
Is that why you dont have any chairs?
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:43 am

I have no butt sam.
Is that why you dont have any chairs?
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Post » Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:08 am

I noticed that inside submarine in the beginning of the game Alcatraz unlike some other marines wears some kind of gloves, so I think we didn't even see his skin colour in the game. That's strange.
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