St. Alessia and Morihaus : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:22 pm

My first thought when I read that too. :yuck:

God, I love TES.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:37 pm

God, I love TES.

What's so bad about warcraft anyways?

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:01 pm

Don't forget Vehk and his mighty spear.

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:04 pm

Don't forget Vehk and his mighty spear.

And how he made great use of that spear to gag Azura (Though I don't accept that as canon)

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:04 pm

Eh, Warcraft's lore is even more [censored] up.

...Blizzard's Warhammer knockoff? Uh, no?

Also, Boethia crapping out Trinimac while sermonizing was a nice touch.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:10 pm

And how he made great use of that spear to gag Azura (Though I don't accept that as canon)

Anyone who doesn't take mythic face [censored] as canon is a heretic and needs to be burned.

:hehe:

» Sat May 28, 2011 6:22 pm

Anyone who doesn't take mythic face [censored] as canon is a heretic and needs to be burned.

:hehe:

Oh bother. Should I start to find the kindling now or later?

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:25 pm

Oh bother. Should I start to find the kindling now or later?

Good news is I think we beat the warhammer knock...err Warcraft!

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:48 am

Eh, Warcraft's lore is even more [censored] up.

:slap:

Only it's MUATRA I'm hitting you in the face with while you try and shield yourself with your copy of Warcraft XXIICV: THE FALLEN BRIGADE OF DOOM AND MALICE AND DEADLY STUFF. Not two little smiley guys.

On the flip-side, I hear IGN gave it GREAAAAAT reviews.

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:54 am

Not to mention barbs. :lol:

And belly magic! I'll never look at fertile soil the same way again.

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:02 am

And thank you to Oblivion for giving us Rat Ragu, with powdered deer xxx and an Hlaalu who is more perverse than Crassius Curio.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:25 pm

Vivec also stole Molag Bal's manhood, and proceeded to kill every one of his monster babies with it.

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:22 pm

If minotaurs are born with horns, then it must've hurt quite a lot for Alessia when they exit her... uh, box.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:01 am

Actually, I'd imagine they'd look a lot like kids. Only with that whole half-human side to them.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:16 am

Muatra is understandable, even aspirational to some... But there's just something... a little bit more wacky about the whole Allesia-Morihaus scenario.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:06 am

Muatra is understandable, even aspirational to some... But there's just something... a little bit more wacky about the whole Allesia-Morihaus scenario.

There was that instance in Greek mythology though :shrug:

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:11 pm

There was that instance in Greek mythology though :shrug:

Queen Pasiphae's bull wasn't so willing. She had to hide herself inside a wooden cow! And later took to briast-feeding her baby minotaur.

TES myths aren't so wacky if you look at the ones from real-world cultures.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:22 pm

Queen Pasiphae's bull wasn't so willing. She had to hide herself inside a wooden cow! And later took to briast-feeding her baby minotaur.

TES myths aren't so wacky if you look at the ones from real-world cultures.

That's true. I suppose Bethesda doesn't have the courage to write something quite as crazy as some real myths, especially the more squicky ones, people who think the Elder Scrolls lore is perverse need to read up on more real world myths.

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:02 am

That's true. I suppose Bethesda doesn't have the courage to write something quite as crazy as some real myths, especially the more squicky ones, people who think the Elder Scrolls lore is perverse need to read up on more real world myths.

Ah, but for a video game, TES is pretty dang perverse.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:50 pm

I don't see much difference to the real life lore of minotaur breeding... Queen+Bull there, too. Dang Greeks. And dang copycat Bethesda?

Edit: -.-

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:42 pm

I don't see much difference to the real life lore of minotaur breeding... Queen+Bull there, too. Dang Greeks. And dang copycat Bethesda?

Morihaus wasn't a minotaur, he was a winged bull.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:28 pm

Morihaus wasn't a minotaur, he was a winged bull.

It's still practically what happened in Greek myth, other than Alessia wasn't inside a fake cow.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:35 pm

Although, there is an extra level of weirdness to the fact that Morihaus was capable of assuming human form (and evidently did at times), but still chose to be in full on moo-cow mode when he and Alessia... 'consummated'

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:37 pm

Although, there is an extra level of weirdness to the fact that Morihaus was capable of assuming human form (and evidently did at times), but still chose to be in full on moo-cow mode when he and Alessia... 'consummated'

I blame the skooma

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:01 pm

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