St. Alessia and Morihaus : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:18 pm

So that's where minotaurs came from.

oo:

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:05 pm

omg ew....

oh and hrol did love unto a hillock don't forget

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:09 pm

Is it such a crime to sow your fields in public?

» Sat May 28, 2011 9:44 pm

Well you reap what you sow.

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:24 pm

Personally, I blame the skooma they were smoking at the time. However, they did somehow genetically create the most [censored] colovians or whomever ever created, the Remans. Seriously, the third age had it easy. So what if Mehunres Dagon invaded the Imperial City, at least it wasn't completely destroyed like old Morhnhold. The first and second age had civil wars and daedric princes pouncing on all they could get. That is why I say the Septims had it too easy and bred giant weaknesses in man. If it wasn't for those damned snakes, the Remans would have caused Tamriel to truly be 1 nations under Shor/Shezzar and none of the crude faced today would have been there.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:21 pm

[insert tectonics enuendo here]

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:51 am

It just symbolic!

Somehow.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:07 am

Okay I hate to ask this but can someone link to what the hell you people are talking about?

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:03 pm

It just symbolic!

Somehow.

BS. Alessia and Morihaus were getting it on! YEEHAW! *Wolf call*

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:31 pm

Okay I hate to ask this but can someone link to what the hell you people are talking about?

Well, Alessia was the Queen of Cyrodiil, who rebelled against the Ayleids, and Morihaus was the son of Kynareth, and took the form of a winged bull. The two of them got it on. On like Donkey Kong.

As for the 'Hrol loving unto a hillock' thing, http://www.imperial-library.info/obbooks/remanada.shtml

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:47 am

Okay I hate to ask this but can someone link to what the hell you people are talking about?

No, go do a search for Hrol did love unto a Hillock.

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:44 pm

Okay I hate to ask this but can someone link to what the hell you people are talking about?

And everything you read is both symbolism and quite literal at the same time.

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:16 pm

And everything you read is both symbolism and quite literal at the same time.

Wow that makes me miss Tes's former vulgarity and it makes me glad it's gone at the same time.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:55 pm

Just wait for the mod to close it up, thats going to happen I can see it.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:37 am

Maybe not........

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:35 pm

Maybe not........

once again theirs an edit button.
Why does it need closed anyways?

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:02 am

Stuff like this is why TES is better then other fantasy games.

» Sun May 29, 2011 2:13 am

Stuff like this is why TES is better then other fantasy games.

I like how it has mythology that actually sounds and reads like real life mythology.

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:21 am

What the f-

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:11 pm

What the f-

When I finally understood what the paragraph was saying,I said something similar.

» Sun May 29, 2011 12:56 am

Stuff like this is why TES is better then other fantasy games.

Eh, Warcraft's lore is even more [censored] up.

» Sun May 29, 2011 1:38 am

Eh, Warcraft's lore is even more [censored] up.

Warcraft has nothing on TES. Does Warcraft have two gods that despise each other but are actually the exact same guy? Or did some chick do a bull in public? Or did some guy stick his [censored] into a mound of dirt, then that dirt got pregnant, and gave birth to the personification of Cyrodiil itself?

I think not.

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:04 am

Warcraft has nothing on TES. Does Warcraft have two gods that despise each other but are actually the exact same guy? Or did some chick do a bull in public? Or did some guy stick his [censored] into a mound of dirt, then that dirt got pregnant, and gave birth to the personification of Cyrodiil itself?

I think not.

Not to mention barbs. :lol:

» Sat May 28, 2011 11:23 am

Not to mention barbs. :lol:

UNPLEASANT IMAGE! AHHHHH!

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:41 pm

UNPLEASANT IMAGE! AHHHHH!

My first thought when I read http://www.imperial-library.info/dfbooks/b101_complete_barenziah.shtml#4 too. :yuck:
EDIT-funny thing is in daggerfall the book is #3 but in the imperial library it's #4.