All My Exes Live In Riften

Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:33 pm

I'm the female, so does this mean when I ditch the husband I get an extra 50% gold magically deposited to my inventory? w00t!



Technically he would come out on top in that deal, since you're the one selling assorted dragon bits at the market for a heap of septims. He's just back in Whiterun (or wherever) talking about the Mudcrab he saw today.


More on topic though, probably the "Best" way to divorce is simply taking your spouse on a riveting adventure. Turn that Murder in the 1st Degree into a much more palatable Killed in Action. Plus, there's all the sympathy tail (literally in the case of Argonians and Khajiit) that comes with tragically losing your not-so-significant other to the harsh laws of the wilderness.
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:53 pm

Oh god, I can just see the FOX news special on the new video game that promotes killing your wife so you don't have to give her anything during a divorce...


OMG im so sick of everyone bashing fox news because they have a few bad articles on video games, at least they arn't crazy bais in all there storys like cnn or anything, at least when they do an article they put BOTH SIDES up, and the "fox news" side doesn't always seem to come out the winner. I will never understand how people on these forums and other can hate fox news so much, i guess they have ONLY heard about fox news on the internet and never actually watched it themselves which means they have no idea what they are talking about, which means there opinion on the matter is invalid and worthless.

/end rant


i hope that divorce wont make me give half my loot up, then someone WILL be killing there significant other.
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:13 am

OMG im so sick of everyone bashing fox news because they have a few bad articles on video games, at least they arn't crazy bais in all there storys like cnn or anything,

i hope that divorce wont make me give half my loot up, then someone WILL be killing there significant other.

i hope that this thread stays on topic.... i really do
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:09 pm

probably the "Best" way to divorce is simply taking your spouse on a riveting adventure. Turn that Murder in the 1st Degree into a much more palatable Killed in Action.


You've done this before haven't you :nod:
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:30 am

OMG im so sick of everyone bashing fox news because they have a few bad articles on video games, at least they arn't crazy bais in all there storys like cnn or anything, at least when they do an article they put BOTH SIDES up, and the "fox news" side doesn't always seem to come out the winner. I will never understand how people on these forums and other can hate fox news so much, i guess they have ONLY heard about fox news on the internet and never actually watched it themselves which means they have no idea what they are talking about, which means there opinion on the matter is invalid and worthless.

/end rant


i hope that divorce wont make me give half my loot up, then someone WILL be killing there significant other.


I've watched that [censored]. But whatever if you enjoy lies and not the truth contiune with your FOX news network. End hater/ Besides Bethesda won't screw us over that bad right...?
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:47 am

i hope that this thread stays on topic.... i really do


I don't, things are about to get heated. Ima sit back and watch the fireworks. :disguise:

^ I was right! ^
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Post » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:53 pm

More on topic though, probably the "Best" way to divorce is simply taking your spouse on a riveting adventure.

thats what i was thinking to =p
dont like your wife? "come on honey, lets go slay a dragon!"
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