All My Exes Live In Riften : V

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:11 pm

We know that we can get married, but what about divorce? Does the woman get half of our loot in the settlement? Can we officially divorce, or do we have to beat her to death to get rid of her? I don't think ending relationships has been explained yet, but if you have official info share!

What do you want to see related to divorce in Skyrim? Discuss! :flamethrower: :wub:

Here is the thread title reference if you didn't know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_DVyJh0ngo

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:16 pm

Oh god, I can just see the FOX news special on the new video game that promotes killing your wife so you don't have to give her anything during a divorce...

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:04 pm

No divorce, you made a committment and now you have to live with it.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:15 pm

todd howard already explained divorce
"your right trigger does your right hand, your left trigger does you left hand." "whats really cool here is that if you duel wield 2 of the same spells, you can cast a more powerfull version of that spell"
they did confirm you need a perk to combine spells so....warriors are just gona have to find another way to divorce their wifes.... but im sure they'll find a way.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:38 am

Oh god, I can just see the FOX news special on the new video game that promotes killing your wife so you don't have to give her anything during a divorce...

Now that I think about it, that principle holds true in real life as well.
Except the fact that if you kill her would get a 'price on your head.'

You could still flee to another 'Hold' or Country to run away from the people that want to imprison you. :flame:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:18 am

Now that I think about it, that principle holds true in real life as well.
Except the fact that if you kill her would get a 'price on your head.'

You could still flee to another 'Hold' or Country to run away from the people that want to imprison you. :flame:

Not unless you kill her in a subtle way while she sleeps. :sb:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:21 am

well you could always just stab her to death, thats the great thing about skyrim, divorce is an easy thing there

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:11 am

''Divorce' involves me throwing her ass out on the street..

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:20 pm

Inb4lock, not cause of the topic but the replies o_O

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:29 am

todd howard already explained divorce
"your right trigger does your right hand, your left trigger does you left hand." "whats really cool here is that if you duel wield 2 of the same spells, you can cast a more powerfull version of that spell"
they did confirm you need a perk to combine spells so....warriors are just gona have to find another way to divorce their wifes.... but im sure they'll find a way.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:58 pm

Inb4lock, not cause of the topic but the replies o_O

you really think mods would see them that way?
i think that might be a little overreactive...

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:56 pm

Forget divorce. How many wives can I have? Can I have one in each hold?

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:34 pm

Forget divorce. How many wives can I have? Can I have one in each hold?

That is also unknown. Someone Tweet Pete!

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:17 am

We know that we can get married, but what about divorce? Does the woman get half of our loot in the settlement?

I'm the female, so does this mean when I ditch the husband I get an extra 50% gold magically deposited to my inventory? w00t!

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:22 am

LOL the family guy episode where the narrator is talking about the complex divorce system in colonial times after which Peter just shoots Meg.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:24 pm

I'm the female, so does this mean when I ditch the husband I get an extra 50% gold magically deposited to my inventory? w00t!

Don't lie, everyone knows there are no women on the internet. :nono:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:26 pm

I'm the female, so does this mean when I ditch the husband I get an extra 50% gold magically deposited to my inventory? w00t!

Oh is that how it works...?

...would explain the recent rise in divorce claims....

would be nice to be able to divorce, and negotiate a settlement. because killing wives is bad. and RL wife would never sleep in the same room as me again.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:04 pm

Don't lie, everyone knows there are no women on the internet. :nono:

I know my value, before you ask no you cannot have my .jpgs :dance:

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:58 pm

I know my value, before you ask no you cannot have my .jpgs :dance:

just to see if everythings equal, you feel its funny to do horrible things to you virtual video game husband right?

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:11 pm

just to see if everythings equal, you feel its funny to do horrible things to you virtual video game husband right?

Yep, I'm a gamer, testing the limits of what the game lets me do is part of the fun.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:53 pm

Oh god, I can just see the FOX news special on the new video game that promotes killing your wife so you don't have to give her anything during a divorce...

It be funny as hell if they brought Geoff Keighley, he would mop the floor with them. (Ex.http://gamepolitics.com/2008/01/22/1993)

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:14 pm

It be funny as hell if they brought Geoff Keighley, he would mop the floor with them. (Ex.http://gamepolitics.com/2008/01/22/1993)

Hopefully TES isn't painted as a wife killing simulator lol.

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:08 pm

Isn't it the other party that usually want to slam video games?

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:56 pm

Hopefully TES isn't painted as a wife killing simulator lol.

not, its a http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/09/19/skyrim-esrb.aspx game

» Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:02 am

Hopefully TES isn't painted as a wife killing simulator lol.

"Fox News Report, TES promotes Domestic Violece?

Hello my name is blah and I say blah blah.

Geoff: You are wrong." *Uses the reporter as a mop*