All time favorite TES quotes! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:08 am

"The best techniques are passed on by the survivors..." -Gaiden Shinji

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:13 pm

We're watching you, scum.

Mourhold. City of light! City of magic!

May you walk on warm sands.

Each event is preceded by prophecy, nut without the hero there can be no event.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:41 am

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... well whichever it was it began to smell...Ahah! must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears

YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then

You're making my teeth itch!

You really shouldn't have done that. Enjoy the view.

I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

Oh the Mad God, speaks the truth you know?!

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:06 am

I don't recall using teleportation, but there I was...alone...naked.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:22 am

Nobody said it yet?!

"You're going to travel to Cheydinhal, and find what sort of imposter is trying to besmirch my good name. And you're going to tell him... *hic*... You're going to tell him I am quite capable of besmirching my good name on my own. He should cease and desist immediately."-Reynald Jemane

"Now walk away, before I get... nasty" "You get any closer and I'll turn your bones to ash. Back off."-Alval Uvani

"I wish there were children around here... I haven't eaten in three days." Lol. Might not be how it goes, but it's something like that. That's from a Nord at the shrine of Sheogorath.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:23 am

"After I kill you I'm going to [censored] your corpse.

Don't worry I'll be gentle." --Anhaedra

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:03 pm

"Lord Drad took my ogres. Poxy white-skin says he owns them.
Lying maggot! They're MY ogres!" - Malacath

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:54 am

"Yeah. Buy a [censored] book. It's a book store ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a [censored] book. And right away, dammit!" - Bugak gro-Bol, proprieter of Southern Books in Leyawiin

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:51 am

"By Azura by Azura by AZURA!"

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:08 am

I've seen mud crabs tougher than you!!

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:18 am

Pretty much every dunmer I fight in Morrowind.

Right as they fall down, dead, "stupid!"

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:15 pm

pretty much anything sheagorath says is good. he cracked me up

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:33 am

"Ohh! He's that wanted criminal. Isn't he a master thief? I hear he's dangerous, too. I've heard that the beggars spy for him."- A civilian

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:26 am

"Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" - Therris, being all smug to the young Barenziah.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:27 am

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True? You've run a maze like a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." -It's quite obvious who says this

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:50 am

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True? You've run a maze like a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little." -It's quite obvious who says this

"CHEEEEEESE!"

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:09 am

CLAVIDES: That is your master's library? Would you mind if I looked in?

ANARA: Please, serjo, go wherever you want. We got nothing to hide. We're loyal Imperial subjects.

CLAVIDES: As, I hear, are all Telvanni.

(Note from the playwright: this line should be delivered without sarcasm. Trust the audience to laugh -- it never fails, regardless of the politics of the locals.)

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The dividing line between a live hero, and a dead one, is a sharp sword.
So buy the sharpest you can afford from The Dividing Line!
Because you don't want to be on the dead guy side of the line, right?

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Did my master tell you about the incident with the clowns?

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:18 am

"For Kvatch" - Savlian Matius

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:10 pm

"Surely, you have something better to do"-Haskill

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:19 am

Heres some more

"They have taken you to the Imperial City's prison, first by carraige, and now by boat. To the east, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You have been chosen"
Azura

"I watch. I wonder. I build. I tear down."
Sotha Sil

"If you must be stupid, at least be amusing."
Sotha Sil

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:58 am

Somehow a quote from the Argonian hunter/thief Weebam-Na stayed with me. When you ask him to talk to the orc Mazoga, he says something like "The smart thing to do would be to refuse. But I never got anywhere in my life by being smart."

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:43 am

Out come your intestines, and I skip rope with them

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:26 pm

"Look at the muscles on you!" - many

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:21 am

The Guards are coming for you.. hehehehe- Valen Dreth

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:42 am

Can't really remember any specific quotes, but anything Lucien Lachance said was pretty epic.