"Dear Brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them," - Lucien Lachance

"I sneak into peoples houses and take their things and put them into barrels, then they come home and think that everything has been stolen"

Walk with our lord- Dark Seducers and Golden Saints

"Aedra are the embodiment of change. Change and permanency. I'm no different, except in the ways that I am."

"You n'wah!"
- Morrowindian bandits & townspeople

"Have you seen my sanity? I could have sworn I saw it go by here a moment ago!- Nee nee nee nee nee nee nee!!" ~ Ah, Runs-in-circles you make my world go round :twirl:

"I remember [being mortal]. I do not feel it. I can, if I choose, remember the feeling. But I do not choose. It is very, very sad being mortal. There is happiness, yes. But mostly sadness. As I have said, "Count only the happy hours." For mortals, they are all too few. But for gods -- for me -- there is no more feeling. Only knowing." - Lord Vivec

"Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go." - Jiub

"Come to the Heart Chamber. I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago." - Lord Dagoth Ur

Even the very person saught out to find him says that, maybe he should have specific dialogue





Ehh.. Yeh, but too bad it was censored in MW and Oblivion. Otherwise they would need an M Rating for such.. vulgar content. dont forget "That hurt!"

My favorite quote.... By Adamus Phillida
Player to Adamus 1: Sithis needs your Souls Adamus
Response to Player 1: Oh, Sithis needs my soul is that right? Well you can tell you dread father to kiss my bloody [censored]!"
Player to Adamus 2: Time to die Imperial pig!
Response to Player 2: You assassins are all bark and no bite, prepare yourself assassin!

"Submit to the Three, the Spirits, and thy Lords." -Ordinators

"Under sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly." -Misc. Dunmer

"And when you are Hortator and Nerevarine, when you've stood before the False God and freed the heart from its prison, heal my people and restore Morowind. Do this for me and with my blessing." -Azura

"I do what I must do. I cannot stay to rebuild Tamriel. That task falls to others. Farewell. You've been a good friend, in the short time that I've known you. But now I must go. The Dragon waits." -Martin

"We took them by surprise, and we carried the walls in the first assault. But they fought on anyway. Desperately. They seemed to think this decadent, mundane world of theirs was worth defending." -Eldamil

"My long duel with the Septims is over, and I have the mastery. The Emperor is dead. The Amulet of Kings is mine. And the last defender of the last ragged Septim stands before me, in the heart of my power." -Mankar Camoran

"I SAW A MUDCRAB THE OTHER DAY. NASTY CRITTERS." "I'VE HEARD OTHERS SAY THE SAME." -Everyone in Oblivion regardless of race, gender, nobility, or class

EDIT: Whoops, how did I log onto this account? Disregard the name/avatar, it's your old friend Saint_Jiub here

AAAAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! - Tarhiel

"Random Jibberish" - Morrowind's M'iaq

"Did you taste its flesh and drink its blood? Never waste the spoils of a kill." - Me

I liked the stuff the ordinators said, they were pretty epic.
"Submit to the Three, the Spirits and thy Lords."
"By the Three, my rights and duties."
"If you're here for trouble you'll get more than you bargained for."
"You cannot escape the righteous!"
And of course the Daggerfall "HALT!" is epic, as well. There are some other quotes from that game that deserve a mention I think.
"HOOOO!" - Ancient Vampire
"Excuse the gloom, but none may know of this meeting. The nature of my trouble is darker still." - Uriel Septim
The skeleton and lich screams are nice too.

"Cheese... for EVERYONE!" -Sheogorath

"Never compromise, never wink at injustice. Never quit trying to make this a better city for everyone" - Hieronymus Lex

"You..You want to help? You're kidding right?" - Everyone's favourite Kvatch Captain. (I think that's how he says it)

yep thats how he says it

p.s his not my fav

"What is it mortal? Have you come to be of service to Sheogorath? That in and of itself speaks towards your madness. This pleases me" -Sheogorath shrine in Morrowind

And my alltime favorite is also from Morrowind
"Eeeew... Your naked... Spear me!" (Delivered with the most sarcastic voice you can muster ) -Imperial men, when you run around naked.

Well, my favorite quote was actually a favorite moment.
"By Azura, By Azura, By A-*smack!*"

"This is where you get off, come with me."

"I saw a mudcrab the other day....."

"Time. Time is an artificial construct. An arbitrary system based on the idea that events occur in a linear direction at all times. Always forward, never back." - Sheogorath
"Time and place are nothing. Constructs of a feeble mortal mind attempting to categorize and understand the world around it." - Dyus

How is sheogorath that smart?

Don't mistake his insanity for stupidity. My favourite quote ever, also on the Shivering Isles box art ' There is no genius without a touch of madness'

Hey, stand up, there you go, you were dreaming, whats your name?

Man wanted to post that one...classic.

Also love "A house ?...why would you want to....I mean of course!"(or something like that) - by: lady who sells you the IC shack.

My child...I do not spread rumors...i create them. (close enough)-Luchien Lachance

"I AM SO HAPPY I CAN JUST RIIIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!"-Sheogorath

“Does anyone see City-Swimmer? Is he gliding beneath the silver water? Is he creeping ‘round a corner, hugging a wall, silent as a shadow in the dark? No, I am here! I stand proud before you. City-Swimmer, trainer of the prospective Sneaker, the sly sliding unseen!”
~ City-Swimmer

And my favourite:

“‘I am Kena Warfel Tomasin, and I can prove that Akatosh, Nirn, and Oblivion are one,’ said Warfel, writing out the mathematical formula that showed it was so.
“‘I am Kena Zombel Mokafa, and I can prove that you do not exist,’ said Oin. He wrote out the mathematical formula, which proved correct, and Kena Warfel Tomasin vaporized on the spot.”
~ The Four Suitors of Benitah, by Jole Yolivess