I love that! Haha!

"Keep moving..."
-Imperial Legionary

But of course, who can forget...
"VEEEEEEENNNNGGGGEEEEEAAANCE!!!!"

And one of my favorites...
"The fooooork for Big Head...where has the master put the fork? It sings alone, far from home...Sad, sad fork...sad, sad Big Head..."

i can't believe nobody said it so here it goes: "CAPITOL!"- Gray Fox

"Horses.... Oh, M'Aiq loves horses! Especially with good cream sauce." - M'Aiq The Liar about Horses

"You would wish to ride upon a beast? There is a way.... Go to one of the many silt-strider ports and pay your fee! You wish one for personal use? Bah! Walk if you must; run if you are chased!" - M'Aiq The Liar about Mounts

"M'Aiq does not know this word. You wish others to help you in your quest? Coward! If you must, search for the Argonian Im-Leet, or perhaps the big Nord, Rolf the Uber. They will certainly wish to join you." - M'Aiq The Liar about Multiplayer

"Ahh...the beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, naked, glistening bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it's M'Aiq's birthday." - M'Aiq The Liar about Nudity

"I have only met one, but he was afraid of the water." - M'Aiq The Liar about Weresharks

All From Morrowind

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i'm all out of bubblegum - the movie "they Live"

I didn't know there were this many quotables in TES...

"Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer [censored]! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!"

- Weebam-Na

"Ooh look a fly. Buzz, buzz. Hey look everybody, I'm talking to a fly! Buzz, buzz, buzz!" -Dulfish gro-Orum

"If you've got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the roads! The wilderness just isn't safe anymore. We've had sightings, you see. The Daedra..."

Oh, and for all time annoying:

"Ah! You must be the Arcane University's newest addition! This humble battlemage bids you welcome."

"I don't remember using teleportation, and yet there I was ... naked!" -a Telvanni guard

"You're making my teeth itch!" - Sheogorath

"I will listen outlander, but make it quick" -Balmora guards

There are also some pretty cool ones from the Darkbrother Hood.

"Sa-weeeeeet Roooooll..."


I will always remember that moment when I said that and nearly jumped out of my seat when a guy ran onto the stage screaming "YOU WILL DIE!"

"Under sun and sky, Outlander - we greet you warmly." -Dunmer

You see, this is why I can't stand how Oblivion's greetings were condensed down to "HI THERE!"

"You choose to spend your time with me? You humble me."
"Well, here's a fine one! Speak freely."
"Hail and welcome, friend. Hail!"
"Salute! Welcome! Please say your piece."
"This is a grand day. Greetings."
"Today's your lucky day, so let's hear it."
"I take it you want something. Well, what is it."
"What's your story?"
"May the wind be on your back."
"Say your piece or stand aside."
"Someone should teach you some manners"
"Bother me again, and you might live to regret it."
"You remind me of a witch I once knew. I hate witches."
"Get out of here before you get hurt."
"Are you here to challenge me? I don't think so."

"What do you want, ashborn?"
"Greetings, Dunmer."
"Greetings, my Dunmer brother/sister."
"I'm very happy to make your acquaintance."
"I am never too busy for good talk."
"Please, join me."
"It's so good to meet you."
"Walk with virtue, friend."
"May I help you?"
"I'm listening. Go ahead."
"You may speak."
"What is it, sera?"
"What is it, muthsera?"
"Spit it out or hit the road."
"Whatever you're looking for, I'm sure I don't know how to find it."
"If you'll excuse me, I don't have time for you right now. Or ever."
"What hole did you crawl out of?"
"You remind me of my homeland. During the Blight."
"You have something to say, dungheap?"

"Greetings, Orc."
"Greetings, blood of Orsinium."
"I feel I can truly share with you, without fear."
"A sincere welcome to you. May you be forever blessed."
"A hail and hardy welcome, friend."
"Such good company. Welcome.
"Do not fear. I will assist you however I can."
"May your kills be quick and many."
"Ask and I will listen."
"You seek my help?"
"Fight well."
"Blade and bone. Speak to me."
"Hurry up, before I change my mind."
"Annoying creature."
"I haven't time for fools."
"By what right do you disturb me?"
"I've killed far worse than you."

"Something on your mind, goldenrod?"
"Greetings, High Elf"
"Greetings, fellow Altmer."
"Welcome! If you wish to talk, it is really no trouble at all."
"How delightful! Welcome."
"An honor to be sure."
"You're in good company, friend. Welcome."
"You seem quite intriguing. Please, share your thoughts."
"Greetings. What exactly do you require of me?"
"I see you. Hello."
"All right then, I'm listening."
"Any time now."
"Ah, how quaint. How do you do?"
"Identify yourself."
"Is it necessary that you speak with ME?"
"Ask a commoner."
"You creatures are all the same."
"This is an unwelcome surprise."

"Something on your mind, furlicker?"
"Greetings, Khajiit."
"Greetings, clan-mate."
"May you walk on warm sands."
"Warm day to you, friend."
"Sugar and sands, friend."
"Good friend. This is an honor.
"Swift hunting, friend."
"Its scent is unfamiliar."
"It has no master?"
"Good hunting."
"You have words?"
"Speak while the sands are warm."
"Khajiit has no words for you."
"It comes near. What does it want?"
"To greet you? Or eat you?"
"Go away. Do not come back."
"Can it speak? Can it make words?"

"Greetings, Redguard."
"Come to bother me with a war story, Redguard?"
"Greetings, child of the Ra Gada."
"What did I do to deserve this honor?"
"The pleasure is all mine."
"I like what I see."
"Well, what have we here?"
"Anytime, friend. I'm right here."
"So, what's this about?"
"What's your story?"
"You've got my ear. Let's hear it."
"Talk is free. What do you want?"
"What brings you here?"
"Nothing's keeping you here. So move on."
"Keep walking."
"If you're looking for trouble, you're getting very warm."
"I don't think so."
"Get lost."

There are more to disprove "HI THERE!", but this is my favorite:
"Ho hey, sweet lady of Wayrest! Ho hey, sweet lady of mine! Oh I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again, sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!"

I have two favorite quotes:

Maglir: "Payday! Let's roll!"

Right-wind: "You get used to the cold. Got a good set of fur boots to keep my feet warm. Give a Nord a good thumping to keep the blood flowing, khah-khah-khah."

How is it that mighty gods die, yet the Daedra stand incorruptible? How is it that the Daedra forthrightly proclaim themselves to man, while the gods cower behind statues and the faithless words of traitor-priests? It is simple... they are not gods at all. - Mankar Camoran

"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you."
~ Bretons, I think.

Morrowind.. the players response when you say no to finding the bandit who robbed a girl..

"Foolish girl, I have no time for your games"

I have a feeling that you and I are about to become very close... :hubbahubba:
- Fargoth

By all means, go ahead, ask me lots of questions! -Sarcastic Imperial Guard, Morrowind

"I wish there were children here. Scrumptious, darling children. I haven't eaten in so long." -Ortis at Sheogoraths Shrine in Oblivion. I laughed so hard when I heard it XD
"HALT! HALT HALT HALT! HALT! -Imperial chorus of guards in daggerfall.

"You reveal too much of yourself" -some random guy in Morrowind

and of course, "VEEEEENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANCEEEEEEEE!!"

"HALT" - Daggerfall guards

"...and if you can't deal with this infestation in one day I will have to spread rumors about how un-brave you are." - Leader of the Knights of the Dragon

"Did that woman put starch in my pants again?" - Mornhold guards

"Stu- PIT!" - various Dunmer women

A few of the funnier ones from Morrowind and Daggerfall.

"You sleep rather soundly for a murderer" Lucien Lechance

The gods were weakened by giving parts of themselves to create the mortal realm while the daedra called them crazy and said that they would form their own realms without giving up their powers to create things like mortals.

:P

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"Sithuhs Save Muhy!" -Antoinetta Marie