All time favorite TES quotes! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:12 am

Hello Bethy's. i am compiling a personal list of my favorite quotes from TES! post your personal favorites and who said them originally in the games. Enjoy!

"Plunder the dungeon of a 4000-year-old wizard. What could be easier?
Alfe Fyr

"There is no mystery. M'Aiq knows all. The dwarves were here, and now they are not! They were very short folks... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. I'm sure they thought they were about the right height."
M'Aiq the Liar

"bitter wisdom that one has been a fool is not without value"
Martin Septim

"Even as my Master wills, you shall come to him, in his flesh, and of his flesh."
Dagoth Gares

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:44 pm

"Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour." -Uriel Septim VII

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:17 am

"The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall!"
-Big Head

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:43 pm

Oh and
"Some people wish to throw their weapons. That seems foolish to M'aiq. If you hold your weapon, you only need one."
M'aiq the Liar

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:58 am

By the grace of Gods and Fate I am Nerevar reborn.
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» Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:55 pm

"Ah, yes, I've been expecting you. Er, you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours." - We all know who.

Or..

"AAAAEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!! AAAAAAHHH!" - Some random Bosmer near Seyda Neen.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:05 am

"Ah, yes, I've been expecting you. Er, you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours." - We all know who.

Or..

"AAAAEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!! AAAAAAHHH!" - Some random Bosmer near Seyda Neen.

Who? What is Seyda Neen? Is it a bird?

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:50 pm

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!" - you know who:D

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:31 am

Who? What is Seyda Neen? Is it a bird?

A plane.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:13 am

"By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!" - you know who:D

Next time he gets pushed off Dive Rock, I'll make him fall into an endless abyss. That'll teach him to worship my good-for-nothing sister...

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:42 am

There are a few but I can't rember them, but there is one something like, "What? You havn't seen a naked Nord before?"

Also a classic. "HALT! HALT, HALT HALT!" Daggerfall Guards :facepalm:

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:49 am

"I was charged five gold for littering the other day. FIVE GOLD! I struggle to make that much in a year."

Dervera Romalen - Proprietor of Newlands Lodge and worst business woman in all of Tamriel.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:32 am

I can't believe no one has said it yet.....
"HALT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:26 am

"Have pity on an old war veteran" - an old woman

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:43 am

"You run like a pregnant cow!"

My character's father.

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:39 am

"I was charged five gold for littering the other day. FIVE GOLD! I struggle to make that much in a year."

Dervera Romalen - Proprietor of Newlands Lodge and worst business woman in all of Tamriel.

Those beggars must eat reeeeeally well for a day with a single coin...

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:46 am

All the best quote are definitely from M'aiq.

Or maybe Fargoth...

» Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:39 pm

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods, now pay your fine or it's off to jail!" - guard

Also

"Never compromise, never wink at injustice. Never quit trying to make this a better city for everyone" - Hieronymus Lex

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:52 am

STOP, VIOLATER OF THE LAW

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:39 am

"Psst! Over here!" - Glarthir

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:32 pm

But for gods -- for me -- there is no more feeling. Only knowing. - Vivec

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:47 am

Charge me! Six times! You fetcher! you swit! Stand aside or by the gods I'll put you on the ground with a split lip!

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:56 am

"get lost, or i'll pull your arm off" - Dulfish gro-orum
best line ever!

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:33 am

You know, I may be drunk, but you're ugly. – Some guy in a tavern in Arena

» Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:13 am

We're watching you... scum.