I like that I have a portable storage chest following me around, but when I'm trying to snipe someone, he runs right in my face and stares at me. When I'm trying to be stealthy, he runs out in the middle of the spotlights or runs through the can traps. When I tell him to stay, for whatever reason, every enemy within a mile can detect him. When I'm trying to walk through a doorway, he stands right in front of me and blocks me. When I run into a closet to do some looting, he blocks the exit. When I'm low on health and I'm trying to retreat to cover, he stands right behind me. When I'm trying to pull headshots on enemies, they are busy swinging at him because he's licking their ankles or whatever the hell he does near enemies because he sure as [censored] doesn't damage them.
I'd love a mod so I could kill him and just attach his corpse to me so I can drag him around like a dufflebag full of junk because honestly, he isn't useful for anything but being a storage chest.
Also, I know I can leave him in Sanctuary, but that will limit how much I can carry.