You're not playing the way I want you to play. You're not playing it right!

There is no way to play.

Anybody who creates a character named "Crotch guzzler" and runs around the game, blowing through quests and photoshopping pinata heads onto their character doesn't deserve to play Skyrim.



That's exactly what I'm saying.

Wtf is a brah?

Really? That's insanity, Skyrim is certainly in some ways more realistic than Oblivion but what ever happened to classes? They were in both Morrowind and Oblivion so why did they do away with them?

There is a way not to play.

If you guys want to create a character named "crotch guzzler" and run around in a beautiful, gorgeous world that took years for very talented people to create, going "duhhhh that girl's hot! Let's kick plates off tables and kill stuff!", then suit yourself.

Have fun, just stay the hell away from me.

Exactly that. It has been said that the Altmer commit infanticide to 9/10 of Altmeri children for defects. While that is extremely unlikely, because Mer simply cannot achieve a high enough birth rate to sustain such numbers, and it has also been disputed by other sources, but the Altmer are called purely bred for a reason.


The devs never "meant" for the game to be played a certain way, that's why they made the creation kit where you can make weird mods.

You're completely missing my point.

As much as I agree with you. This all comes down to personal opinions and blah, blah. It's better to just ignore them then call them out on something you don't like, if you catch my drift.

I get what you're saying, but over-generalizations are bad. The person in question could very well be a true TES fan, but decided to mess around one day out of boredom. Though I completely see the "danger" in that "style" being promoted by Bethesda's marketing and what-not.

I saw the youtube video. They're a disgrace to the game.

'Brah', from Old Aldmeri 'Br?ìnn', is a unique type of bra worn by h?rny altmeri at rave parties in Bruma.

You're an Altmer outcast if you have black hair, I'd imagine.
One of your parents must have been of another race.
Maybe they escaped Alinor and saved you from being killed for not being pure and that would explain why you'd be a more open-minded Altmer in-game [since we're always agaisnt the Thalmor].

A black-haired Altmer must be a disturbing sight.

They look quite good, actually.

I normally imagine Altmer to have long, luscious, fabulous, golden blonde hair.

As much as as a Norwegian Black Metal musician and a Klingon mixed together into a banana by some exceptionally wicked wizard.

That thing women wear to avoid getting saggy boobs.

That's a bra.

Some males wear it, as well. If you go to a certain embassy where the Simpsons meet the Klingons you'll find plenty.

I can't believe I was able to say boobs here.

whoa why is it a tabooby word?? How punny.

Double post oh my.

I prefer the term boobies, but to each his own.

This thread is oozing maturity.

A brah is a bro. A bra is what you use to prevent saggy boobs (or moobs).

A brah is something highly unintelligent people call each other.