I was going through his drawers and taking whatever I pleased because who cares what Septimus thinks, right?

Well, I found 3 bottles of Skooma in his drawer.

I guess that explains why he's living in a cave in the middle of nowhere and talking like Yoda.

Naw, the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomeOfEldritchLore he scryed couldn't have possibly had an effect.

[censored] MAN YOU STOLE FROM SEPTIMUS? Your gonna get thugs sicked on you.

Septimus don't play no games.

who dares to steal from Septimus will end up just like him - mad and lonely living in a cave

Lol no srsly hes an NPC dead or alive will sick thugs on you. Be prepared.

Forsworn Briarhearts that you pickpocketed the briar heart out of and subsequently caused to drop dead from that will sic thugs on you... For Septimus to do so would be a simple matter.

forreal?? they do that??

I kinda like thugs though. They carry decent cash

I remember setting up a character for my brother, he was lvl 1 no combat XP except for Bleak Falls Burrow and the dragon at all and I took control and got him some cheese from my hotel room in Whiterun......you should have seen me trying bash, cut and run bash cut and run for a good 5mins.

He's not out of it, his perception of Nirn far exceeds all other people in Skyrim. He has been blessed.