Amazing Theory! : V - Skyrim

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMo2yQuzD4

Yes! As you can see clearly from this video the civil war involves a rift between the nords who welcome their new Cliffracer overlords and the nords who fight them.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:32 am

Man, you′ve opened my eyes! This is absolutely plausible! Soon we′ll be fighting dragons with our cliffracer armadas. :flamethrower:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:41 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMo2yQuzD4

I know it's off topic, but that's a great animated film; anyone who hasn't seen it, should. Especially ES fans/Skyrim followers.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:22 pm

Really though, where do you get your skooma?

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:53 pm

Really though, where do you get your skooma?

And why is withdrawal becoming epidemic across Tamriel? Or is that a clue to the amount in use?

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:53 pm

I think we should elect http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1150396-amazing-theory/ as the most useless in 2010. Of all games - maybe in the decade!

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:14 am

I think we should elect http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1150396-amazing-theory/ as the most useless in 2010. Of all games - maybe in the decade!

Obviously you don't browse through forums a lot.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:35 pm

You don't grasp the severity of my claims! ST. JIUB IS A DRAGON! St. Jiub used the guise of a dunmer to gain support of the local dunmer to help him drive out the cliffracers! He knew no mere dragon could stand against the legions of glorious cliffracers! WE MUST KILL ST. JIUB AND RETURN THE CLIFFRACERS TO THEIR LANDS! :toughninja:

Kill... Jiub?

:cryvaultboy:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:55 pm

people have called me mad before, so I know what it feels like to be accused as mad
but because of this thread, I now know what it is like to be on the other end

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:52 am

people have called me mad before, so I know what it feels like to be accused as mad
but because of this thread, I now know what it is like to be on the other end

I know, no one understands cliffracers like I do.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:25 pm

This theory is so brilliant I'm tempted to edit in spoiler tags.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:14 pm

This theory is so brilliant I'm tempted to edit in spoiler tags.

It might be prudent, my foresight and speculation is in my humble opinion, better than Nostrodamas'. I mean, I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I'm basically the coolest thing since peanut butter.

B)

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:16 pm

It might be prudent, my foresight and speculation is in my humble opinion, better than Nostrodamas'. I mean, I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I'm basically the coolest thing since peanut butter.

B)

I hate peanut butter. It doesn't taste like peanuts or butter!

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:50 pm

I always knew Jiub was a shady character. Why didn't he get off at Seyda Neen? I bet he was in on it the entire time. In fact, I bet that Jiub, just like the Nerevarine, was freed to become an agent of the Empire. You see, the Empire knew of its demise beforehand, so they wanted to bring the dragons back to weaken Skyrim for reclaiming, while at the same time enslaving the dragons. So Jiub gets rid of the cliff racers just in time for the dragons to come back. Then the Oblivion Crisis happens and... wait, what if the Empire was in on the Oblivion Crisis as well? I bet Uriel VII is off on some tropical island chilling with Hitler, JFK, MLK, Tupac, Lincoln, and Princess Diana.

Don't forget Anatasia and her family.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:35 pm

You know what, I think Dovahkiin is dead and you have to impersonate him by wearing a mustache to scare all the dragons away.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:31 pm

I hate peanut butter. It doesn't taste like peanuts or butter!

I pity you and your unrefined taste buds.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:35 am

But isn't Jiub dead already..?

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:07 am

But isn't Jiub dead already..?

I'm saddened to see that you are tricked so easily by the devious Jiub and his host of shrieking reptilian decievers.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:44 pm

This all makes so much sense to me now. You have opened my eyes to the truth...
But what about the Daedra invading Cyrodiil?

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:27 am

At the core of my theory, is an accusation. The person I am about to speak of is being accused of bringing the blightfull, evil dragons to Skyrim. The man I speak of, is of course, St. Jiub. Yes St. Jiub, the very same man that drove the cliffracers out of morrowind! Many of you remember cliffracers as evil monsters who would murder your unsuspecting low leveled characters, death from the sky, but I propose that cliffracers were a defense! A divine defense just like the dragon fire! look at this quote from UESP.

"whereas the dragons in Vvardenfell were overrun by the invading cliff racers."

Yes those beasts you all curse ran off these vicious wyrmms for OUR SAFETY! And the so called St. Jiub has driven them off. Now with no one to threaten them they are attcking everyone and everything! The player character I think will be HALF CLIFFRACER and answer to the cliffracer king, together the united cliffracer alliance will destroy the dragons and save the empire. :celebration:

Thoughts?

If thats true I'm not buying TESV. I'll also be staging a year long nvde nord hunger strike infront of the offices of Bethesda. If any one asks, a witch froze us and stole our clothes.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:33 pm

Shameless self bump.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:22 am

The skies will darken with the beat of leathery wings...

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:12 am

Dude. There have been like 5 threads that have said this theory so far. It is actullay quite commonly excepted as the background for the plot. :homestar:

Its a nice idea but I don't think so.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:22 am

So what your saying is dragons and St. Jiub are evil, and Cliff Racers are good, right?

So then, the cliff racers recently fled Vvardenfell (because of St. Jiub). Then shouldn't it be Vvardenfell that is in trouble from the dragons, not Skyrim, because their (Vvardenfell's) ancient protectors have fled? and then we'd have another game set in Vvardenfell, which wouldn't be so bad except that there has already been one set there.

Or maybe St. Jiub is good. Realising that the cliff racers were the one thing that could protect Skyrim from the dragons, he chased them away from Vvardenfell and into Skyrim, where the dragons have apparently fled to. The dragons then find their old enemy in the place where all they thought was opposing them was mere humans (and elves and 'others' but yer anyway).

And once again another or: St. Jiub drove the cliff racers out, they went to Skyrim and met their old enemy - the dragons. War broke out between the two. Who's good and who's evil though (from human perspective)? St. Jiub knew this and knew that there would be destruction on Skyrim from this, so he is evil. But how are the cliff racers good, they were DRIVEN out remember, they didn't want to go to Skyrim to fight the dragons, if they did, then Jiub would have been good? Innocent perhaps, but good? no.

Your theory as far as goodies and baddies cannot fit into the game been set in Skyrim. Either change who is good and bad, or it would have to be set in Morrowind again, and that doesn't make sense with the title been TES V: Skyrim now does it.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:30 pm

So what your saying is dragons and St. Jiub are evil, and Cliff Racers are good, right?

So then, the cliff racers recently fled Vvardenfell (because of St. Jiub). Then shouldn't it be Vvardenfell that is in trouble from the dragons, not Skyrim, because their (Vvardenfell's) ancient protectors have fled? and then we'd have another game set in Vvardenfell, which wouldn't be so bad except that there has already been one set there.

Or maybe St. Jiub is good. Realising that the cliff racers were the one thing that could protect Skyrim from the dragons, he chased them away from Vvardenfell and into Skyrim, where the dragons have apparently fled to. The dragons then find their old enemy in the place where all they thought was opposing them was mere humans (and elves and 'others' but yer anyway).

And once again another or: St. Jiub drove the cliff racers out, they went to Skyrim and met their old enemy - the dragons. War broke out between the two. Who's good and who's evil though (from human perspective)? St. Jiub knew this and knew that there would be destruction on Skyrim from this, so he is evil. But how are the cliff racers good, they were DRIVEN out remember, they didn't want to go to Skyrim to fight the dragons, if they did, then Jiub would have been good? Innocent perhaps, but good? no.

Your theory as far as goodies and baddies cannot fit into the game been set in Skyrim. Either change who is good and bad, or it would have to be set in Morrowind again, and that doesn't make sense with the title been TES V: Skyrim now does it.

No see you don't understand. When the Cliff Racers were chased out the Dragons emerged from where they were hiding from the wrath of the fearsome cliff racers, knowing they were weakened and the evil scum, 'St.' Jiub was there to lead them, they immediately began a war on the nearest living things they could find. The Cliff Racers know what must be done though, so they are flying to Skyrim to battle their ancient enemies and find the Dovahkiin, or The Cliff Racer Born (But the dragons will try to convince him he is the dragon born to make sure he fights against the noble cliff racers). After the Cliff Racer Born finds out his true destiny he leads glorious war against the dragons.