Amazing Theory! : V - Skyrim

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:16 am

You don't grasp the severity of my claims! ST. JIUB IS A DRAGON! St. Jiub used the guise of a dunmer to gain support of the local dunmer to help him drive out the cliffracers! He knew no mere dragon could stand against the legions of glorious cliffracers! WE MUST KILL ST. JIUB AND RETURN THE CLIFFRACERS TO THEIR LANDS! :toughninja:

You sir are amazing, I just got a sig.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:18 pm

You sir are amazing, I just got a sig.

I do what I can.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:55 pm

someone has already stated this in another thread.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:26 am

someone has already stated this in another thread.

My thread has better in depth speculation. Also mine is just generally cooler so forget you and whoever made that other thread.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:09 pm

:shrug: haters gonna hate.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:04 am

It seems I have found another cliffracerologist! Welcome Destris to cliffracerology, you seem like you can make an EXELENT professor. :dance:

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:08 am

It seems I have found another cliffracerologist! Welcome Destris to cliffracerology, you seem like you can make an EXELENT professor. :dance:

Well, I have an unfair advantage over most cliffracerologists, they speak to me through my frosted flakes. I get the quotes straight from the source.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:01 pm

No see you don't understand. When the Cliff Racers were chased out the Dragons emerged from where they were hiding from the wrath of the fearsome cliff racers, knowing they were weakened and the evil scum, 'St.' Jiub was there to lead them, they immediately began a war on the nearest living things they could find. The Cliff Racers know what must be done though, so they are flying to Skyrim to battle their ancient enemies and find the Dovahkiin, or The Cliff Racer Born (But the dragons will try to convince him he is the dragon born to make sure he fights against the noble cliff racers). After the Cliff Racer Born finds out his true destiny he leads glorious war against the dragons.

Now I understand what you're on about at least, and it seems alright and we at least have an established theory (at last!). But now for one extra question to test your theory out: Why? Why are the dragons (led by Jiub, I think we can leave out the 'St.' now) wanting to attack Skyrim. Do they want land back? or, do they have a reason to hate those from Skyrim? I'm thinking we need to know why they attack before we can call them 'evil'.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:21 pm

Now I understand what you're on about at least, and it seems alright and we at least have an established theory (at last!). But now for one extra question to test your theory out: Why? Why are the dragons (led by Jiub, I think we can leave out the 'St.' now) wanting to attack Skyrim. Do they want land back? or, do they have a reason to hate those from Skyrim? I'm thinking we need to know why they attack before we can call them 'evil'.

The dragons want to attack because they are jealous of the Cliff Racers vast power. This jealousy has cause them to go insane and wish death to all who live.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:27 pm

The dragons want to attack because they are jealous of the Cliff Racers vast power. This jealousy has cause them to go insane and wish death to all who live.

Or we can make a real plot!

Meh

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:19 pm

"No, not Jiub. Jiub's our friend!"

"You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!"

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:34 pm

Your logic is flawless.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:31 pm

Ah, but understand something, how can you have an unfair advantage in cliffracerology just because you talk to the source.
You see, I have the unfair advantage, because....Well, I am the source. ^_^

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:50 pm

I'm sure the cliffracers annoyed the dragons out.

This actually makes more sense than the ol' "cliffracers starved them out" theory. Because if cliffracers ate all the food and became overpopulated, couldn't the dragons just eat the cliffracers?

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:49 pm

Always hated them. However, I wouldn't mind them back if it suits the story. BUT, I would prefer if something happened to them during the story.
I don't mind annoying things, as long as it eventually stops. In evolving gameplay, they need to reduce annoyance of old things, which is only fun for a limited time.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:06 am

NOT JIUB! PLEASE NOT JIUB >< OH LAWD THE END IS A'COMING FOR THE FOLLOWERS OF NIRN! RUN! FLEE! HIIIIDE! :shakehead:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:21 pm

Dragons weren't evil they were good and helped the empire

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:21 pm

I just read http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1150435-will-there-be-multiple-races-or-multiple-nords-in-skyrim/ and now this one. I love my life. :rofl:

But.... on a serious note. You know what this means? You know the consequences of your actions?
Soon, when people realize that you spread the truth, when the entire world knows the plot of Skyrim within this week.
You know what will happen? They are coming for you, their will gather their army of developers and use the moderators soul-smelling ability to find you. You should find a place of shelter, because no where will be safe for you.
Your sacrifice will not be in forgotten, we will remember you st. Destris

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:17 pm

But what about the Daedra invading Cyrodiil?

When Saint Juib drove the cliffracers out of Morrowind they returned to their original homeland in Oblivion. This caused Mehrunes Dagon and his Daedra chums to flee Oblivion in their droves, to escape these most merciless adversaries for the cliffracer free land known as Tamriel.......Wait that sneaky bugger Juib caused the Oblivion crisis. Mayhaps the Oblivion crisis and the trouble in Skyrim are still but tiny machinations of an even MORE sinister plan of his. For the sake of the future Juib MUST BE STOPPED.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:17 pm

See those pieces of shrapnel all over the floor? Yeah those are what remain of my Mind after you blew it.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:49 pm

When Saint Juib drove the cliffracers out of Morrowind they returned to their original homeland in Oblivion. This caused Mehrunes Dagon and his Daedra chums to flee Oblivion in their droves, to escape these most merciless adversaries for the cliffracer free land known as Tamriel.......Wait that sneaky bugger Juib caused the Oblivion crisis. Mayhaps the Oblivion crisis and the trouble in Skyrim are still but tiny machinations of an even MORE sinister plan of his. For the sake of the future Juib MUST BE STOPPED.

O so thats what caused the oblivion crisis.
By the nine Juib must be stopped

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:32 pm

By noon I will feed Jiub's soul to my axe.
Because I ran out of charges.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:25 pm

I mean, I don't wanna toot my own horn, but I'm basically the coolest thing since peanut butter.

I don't mean to toot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avtli8BbnWw&feature=related

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:26 am

Dude. Pass me the skooma already!

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:55 pm

Shady Sam has found a new customer...