Amazing Theory!

Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:01 am

At the core of my theory, is an accusation. The person I am about to speak of is being accused of bringing the blightfull, evil dragons to Skyrim. The man I speak of, is of course, St. Jiub. Yes St. Jiub, the very same man that drove the cliffracers out of morrowind! Many of you remember cliffracers as evil monsters who would murder your unsuspecting low leveled characters, death from the sky, but I propose that cliffracers were a defense! A divine defense just like the dragon fire! look at this quote from UESP.

"whereas the dragons in Vvardenfell were overrun by the invading cliff racers."

Yes those beasts you all curse ran off these vicious wyrmms for OUR SAFETY! And the so called St. Jiub has driven them off. Now with no one to threaten them they are attcking everyone and everything! The player character I think will be HALF CLIFFRACER and answer to the cliffracer king, together the united cliffracer alliance will destroy the dragons and save the empire. :celebration:

Thoughts?
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Luis Longoria
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:44 pm

Mind-implode.
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Lillian Cawfield
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:43 pm

...and this kids, is why Skooma is bad.
Just kidding. Interesting theory. You think someone is going after Jiub?
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:59 am

I'm sure the cliffracers annoyed the dragons out.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:10 pm

So where do you get your skooma...

crazy Raul?
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:14 pm

This is actually one hell of an interesting thing to ponder upon, though towards the end of OP's post it gets pretty sensational and silly, it is an interesting thing to wonder. Though we have to ask where the cliffracers actually went. Most logical places are either out to sea (assuming Jiub didn't massacre the vast majority of them anyway) or inland to mainland Morrowind (unlikely), Skyrim, or Black Marsh.

Also, Lady has an epic sig.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:51 pm

...and this kids, is why Skooma is bad.
Just kidding. Interesting theory. You think someone is going after Jiub?


You don't grasp the severity of my claims! ST. JIUB IS A DRAGON! St. Jiub used the guise of a dunmer to gain support of the local dunmer to help him drive out the cliffracers! He knew no mere dragon could stand against the legions of glorious cliffracers! WE MUST KILL ST. JIUB AND RETURN THE CLIFFRACERS TO THEIR LANDS! :toughninja:
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:39 pm

I'm sure the cliffracers annoyed the dragons out.

Or that the cliffraces ate too much of the dragon's food, and cliffracers are probably not that very meretricious in the first place, leading to dragons going into starvation. This forced them to go to Cyrodiil, where Tiber Septim took them in, and protected them (as long as they come to the aid of the emperor when (s)he calls for them).
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:37 pm

What've you been drinking, Skooma?
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:04 pm

ALL HAIL THE CLIFFRACERS!
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:38 pm

I always knew Jiub was a shady character. Why didn't he get off at Seyda Neen? I bet he was in on it the entire time. In fact, I bet that Jiub, just like the Nerevarine, was freed to become an agent of the Empire. You see, the Empire knew of its demise beforehand, so they wanted to bring the dragons back to weaken Skyrim for reclaiming, while at the same time enslaving the dragons. So Jiub gets rid of the cliff racers just in time for the dragons to come back. Then the Oblivion Crisis happens and... wait, what if the Empire was in on the Oblivion Crisis as well? I bet Uriel VII is off on some tropical island chilling with Hitler, JFK, MLK, Tupac, Lincoln, and Princess Diana.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:58 am

What've you been drinking, Skooma?


I'VE BEEN DRINKING TRUTH STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!
also a bit of drain cleaner
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:03 pm

I always knew Jiub was a shady character. Why didn't he get off at Seyda Neen? I bet he was in on it the entire time. In fact, I bet that Jiub, just like the Nerevarine, was freed to become an agent of the Empire. You see, the Empire knew of its demise beforehand, so they wanted to bring the dragons back to weaken Skyrim for reclaiming, while at the same time enslaving the dragons. So Jiub gets rid of the cliff racers just in time for the dragons to come back. Then the Oblivion Crisis happens and... wait, what if the Empire was in on the Oblivion Crisis as well? I bet Uriel VII is off on some tropical island chilling with Hitler, JFK, MLK, Tupac, Lincoln, and Princess Diana.


Oh my god it all makes sense now! You're a fellow truth seeker like me, you know the truth to, you know the blackhorse courier has been feeding us LIES!

WELL I SAY NO MORE! SPREAD OUR MESSAGE BROTHER!
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:52 pm

My god, how could we have been so blind!? Nine speculation threads and countless auxilary discussions, and yet we managed to miss the obvious truth!

REPENT, THE END IS NIGH!
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:03 pm

I have a theory you might be a very bitter cliffracer incognito, wanting us to rise up and hate jiub.

Damn you, it will never happen.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:56 pm

Oh my god it all makes sense now! You're a fellow truth seeker like me, you know the truth to, you know the blackhorse courier has been feeding us LIES!

WELL I SAY NO MORE! SPREAD OUR MESSAGE BROTHER!

You be trippin. You need to chill out. Give me the Skooma (drain cleaner aswell). :teehee:
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:08 pm

What if the dragons ARE cliffracers :cool: giant cliffracers...
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:59 pm

Wow, I really hope that the OP's theory is not true.

Not only would we then have to kill Jiub to end the threat (or help him reach his goals), but also, it would be an incredible boring game...
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:08 pm

Wow, I really hope that the OP's theory is not true.

Not only would we then have to kill Jiub to end the threat (or help him reach his goals), but also, it would be an incredible boring game...


There would be lots of action, like you would ride cliffracers, (one under each foot) and fight dragons. with numchucks. :toughninja:
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:52 am

... Where do you get your skooma?
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Yvonne Gruening
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:52 pm

Skooma.
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Amy Cooper
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:25 pm

Youre too late bro, I already thought of this idea and sold it to Bethesda....
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:51 am

Youre too late bro, I already thought of this idea and sold it to Bethesda....


http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:07 am

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/


But the bright side is, your theory is correct! ;)
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:14 am

There would be lots of action, like you would ride cliffracers, (one under each foot) and fight dragons. with numchucks. :toughninja:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMo2yQuzD4
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