* We went into someone’s house and were asked politely to leave. Then firmly. Then they started calling for the guards. So long, old RPG tropes!
* We heard people shout for help in the wilderness in a fashion not dissimilar to Red Dead Redemption, except instead of needing to be defended from outlaws, they’re running from dire wolves or Orcs. Or dragons.
* We had the horse shot out from under us. Enemies will always attack your steed first before they start attacking you. Once your horse is down... you ain't goin' nowhere, son.
*We mistakenly alerted guards as we tried to sneak up on them by bumping into bones dangling from ropes on the ceiling. They made a clattery noise and we jumped.
These parts excite me greatly

We found a cave in the middle of nowhere filled with traps.
We tried to explore the cave, but were killed by the traps.
We tried to explore the cave again, but were killed by zombies after being weakened by the traps.
We decided that the cave svcked and was for losers and didn’t go back.
This was just brilliant... lol