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No, the entire premise is absolutely not asinine, as I pointed out in another thread. I'd suggest that you do some research about animistic philosophies in certain cultures (e.g., Japan, China, Native American) as well as consider the advances (and current goals) of robotics and artificial intelligence research. We already have semi-autonomous and fully-autonomous AIs and robotic systems of various kinds. There have even been suggestions that it would be superior to have an AI coded with the Geneva Conventions for engaging in military actions rather than humans because there have been various times where human decisions have gone directly against the Geneva Conventions. The American military is currently testing two prototypes of fully autonomous jet fighters that can land on aircraft carriers at sea, said to be the most difficult aerial maneuver. AIs also control many financial decisions in stocks and other areas of business. There are plenty of other examples.
Look at it from another angle.
Do pets deserve rights? Many people argue "yes" and their are laws against various forms of negative treatment of animals, including some areas of captivity.
Does the various elements of the natural environment deserve rights? Well, obviously many people feel that the answer is "yes" and numerous laws have been passed tio that end.
Are corporations human and deserving of human rights? Of course corporations are not human and are simply social structures created by humans, not even having a physical form as they are merely a concept. However, the Supreme Court of the United States saw fit to grant various rights normally accorded to people to corporations, and laws continue to be applied with that perception in mind.
These are only a few examples.
Anyone thinking that the OP has an informed view may want to check out stories such as Chobits and Plastic Memories, as well as various others such as I, Robot. Yes, these are fiction, but they are based in fact as well as the genuine direction/goal of current efforts in robotics and AI research. For current efforts, check out the work of noted scholars such as Dr. Cynthia Brezeal or the views of founders of modern robotics such as Dr. Masahiro Mori. Regarding the definition of life, it is good to consider our modern search for extraterrestrial life such as the NASA missions to Mars or the work of SETI. Dr. Sara Walker addressed the possibility of defining life by information processing (i.e., algorithms) because the original attempt to define life as coming from some sort of "organic soup" has not held true, plus the fact that life does not have to meet human expectations in order to exist. Her work has been published but you may want to watch a http://www.seti.org/weeky-lecture/algorithmic-origins-life a couple of years ago.
Only people with some sort of god complex would think that our creations are not worthy of being considered another, non-human form of life. Philosophical beliefs may lead some people to think that humans are automatically superior, but there is no science to back up such an assertion and much research that would call it into question.
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There most certainly are farms and other forms of attempts to rebuild some type of "civilization" in Bethesda's Fallout. Evidently some people have not actually played Fallout 3 nor paid any attention to the Fallout 4 presentation.