AngryJoe Skyrim Review is out

Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:25 pm

Sykrim for sure does deserves a high rating due to its massive content, but considering the outdated Mechanics and pretty basic unresponsive Quests it shouldnt really get all those "perfect" scrores.


Perfect scores represent a very good game. Not a perfect game. It doesn't work like that, as nothing can truly be perfect for everyone, but it can be highly entertaining enough to give the best score possible.
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:11 am

Like the other "angry" critics (AVGN, Nostalgia Critic) this guy is completely unfunny and is just obnoxious and annoying.


Well, this pretty much tells me to disregard his opinion on anything ever. RDR is mediocre at best, and mostly just plain terrible.


I'll just grab the quote from Burt Gummer to reply:

Oh my! You seem to have such high standards regarding games.
Pray tell, which game would be a 10/10 in your opinion, oh wise one.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:59 pm

LOL

He says "... a penultimate western RPG," if this was next to last, whats last?!
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:01 am

that was fun! thanks for posting. i agree with him, skyrim's a masterpiece. bethesda did a fabulous job, truly only minor flaws detract from it.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:00 pm

I like his reviewers, but I just hate his "intros". I don't find them funny and they often drag longer than they need to be. But his reviews are mostly spot on. Its not meant for people who already put many hours into the game, but for those who haven't play it.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:05 am

I love his reviews. Big fan
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:12 pm

Wow that reviewer is annoying.

I find him pretty funny and for the most part accurate with what he says

Dragon doesn't give him his dragon soul:

"Erm hello?!" :rofl:
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:29 pm

Wow. No disrespect to those who like his reviews, but I had to stop at 3:31 because he's so annoying to watch and listen to. It's unfortunate, because I want to see how he reviewed the game, but it's not worth suffering through his overly enthusiastic tone and appearance. That he draws out his syllables makes it even harder to listen to.

Edit: Ok... I'm going to give it another try. He gets extremely positive comments and a lot of people love his reviews. So he's got to be doing something right. Wish me luck.

I'm glad I got over that initial barrier. Once I got used to his style, the review was great and comical. Everything he says about the game is true, and really places it into a positive light. With all the features he's detailed, it really gives reason to why the game earned a 10/10 for him. And I can't say I disagree. Definitely worth watching if you can get over his weirdness.

'Nother edit: Whoa, whoa, whoa... He said there are no invisible walls. When he said it, he seems to imply this in regards to the locations you have access to, but really, there are some invisible walls that exist. Anyone who has played an archer extensively has probably discovered this. I know for myself that there are many times I loosed an arrow after carefully aiming it to make sure it hit its mark, only to find it stop almost instantly and stick itself in the air.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:34 pm

Dragon Age is a linear game with a f u c k i n g MMO combat system. HOW DULL CAN IT GET? not much more.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:07 pm

Dragon Age is a linear game with a [edit] MMO combat system. HOW DULL CAN IT GET? not much more.

Don't cheat the forum's censors. Mods are very likely to notice that and you'll at least receive a warning.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:56 pm

ah nce to read a real aspect of teh game and not some really devoted fan lovey dovey crap!
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:55 pm

Don't cheat the forum's censors. Mods are very likely to notice that and you'll at least receive a warning. I'm a control freak by the way.



Boo hoo dude. Let the mods do the warning, you worry about your self.

Isn't this a 18 + rated game? Should i have to worry about kiddos picking up my profanity? or is this just some principle bull?

I blame culture clash anyway.
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Post » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:29 am

ah nce to read a real aspect of teh game and not some really devoted fan lovey dovey crap!


Lol
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:03 pm

Hah, yeah. I completely agree with your logic there. Pretty dumb that the forums for a game rated 18+ are limited to age 13 content. Even then, I don't know any 13-year-olds who don't cuss.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:54 am

He gave 10/10 to red dead? That was terrible!
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:44 pm

He is annoying but he is totally correct about this game. This is Bethesda's best TES game yet and a masterpiece

:D
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:41 pm

w/e
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:11 pm

yeah his credibility goes down a lot when you realize the only other game he gave 10/10 is RDR... cool game, but way too much riding around getting bored, GTA4 is way better.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:10 am

Meh joe is fun, but I wait for spoony & zero punctuations to share there views, spoony for the depth, zero for the chuckles.
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:58 am

Fantastic review from AngryJoe,
and agree with everything he said, I think that Bethesda should be extremely proud of what they have achieved on all the 3 platforms :celebration:

i also give it a 10/10
and i got it for the Xbox 360 :wave:
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:05 pm

Far Cry 2 got pretty good reviews. Again: Reviews are based on preferences, not facts.


Exactly, I watched his review of Far Cry 2, bought it and went W-T-F!?

Game is rubbish (IMO)
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Post » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:59 pm

Funny review. thanks for the link. :foodndrink:

And no matter the misgivings of some (I have some myself), this IS an awesome game. I'm enjoying it thoroughly. :thumbsup:
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