Go ahead, please.
I'm not talking to you about anything, you're an outsider. I'll bet you're trying to trick me into telling you something.
It could be done with Skyrim voice-overs. Wouldn't be as funny, though.
Plus half of the people would say things about arrows in knees because they think just saying that line is funny. Quoting it is an art, an art that few have mastered, but many sadly aspire to anyway.