Right, I *think* there should be a poll attached to this. I know there's already a 'who's hot' poll, but it's nearly all about the ladies, so here are some questions about the men, all neatly categorised and everything.

Oh, my answers:

Mercer Frey. Although I do quite like Brynjolf by the end (it's probably the armour, isn't it?)

Glover, although

Vilkas, although Farkas is adorable he's a bit too dim to fancy IMO

Teldryn Sero.

Jarl Ulfric, although this one's close. Tullius is a silver fox.

Yngvar the Singer. More blood is always better...

Nazir, not least because he's so sarcastic.

Ancano, in a twisted way.

Alduin. Phwoar, etc.

Mercer Frey - Only because he's up against one of my most despised NPC's.

Eorland - Well, he's old and he has a beard. Much sixier than that other guy!

Vilkas - Farkas isn't even remotely sixy. His voice actor is god awful as well.

Teldryn - I'm not a fan myself, but he's sixier than Marcurio absolutely.

Ulfric - Duhhh...

Jon Battle-Born - The other two are repulsive.

Nazir - He's aesthetically sixier in every sense.

Savos Aren - Tempted to go with J'zargo, but I'm imagining a "you have to.." kind of scenario.

Paarthurnax - Again.. I simply used the same hypothetical scenario.

Jon seems a decent sort, but I don't fancy blond men very often and he's no exception.

this was easier than I expected.

Brynjolf
Glover
Farkas
Teldryn
ULFRIC STORMCLOAK
Yngvar
Nazir
Ancano
Alduin

Hermaeus Mora

Mehrunes Dagon... C'mon now. He's too sixy to exclude with them four arms.

As opposed to who? Mehrunes Dagon is pretty sixy i'll give you that.

I'll let someone else do a 'who's the sixiest Daedric Prince' one, their genders are too flexible for this poll (although admittedly I'm not sure how male Alduin etc are, are they just male by default?)

Brynjolf. It turns me on when he says "lad"

Eorland. Was I the only one who didn't know he was married to the old market lady until a few months ago?

Farkas

Teldryn

Ulfric sixycloak

Jon Battle-born. "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with DEATH!"

Nazir "You reek of death, my friend."

Savos Aren. "Please don't tell me another apprentice has been incinerated..."

Paarthy

1. Brynjolf: Dude's voice is charismatic and he looks handsome in comparison to [censored] mercer.

2. Eorlund: Looks like an old Vladimir Kulich's brother.

3. Farkas: I couldn't honestly decide, but every chick I know likes Vilkas more, but I think he's a [censored] most of the time. Though, that's probably part of why they like him, LOL. Vilkas does that shy boy thing that they like, and apparently has great marriage dialogue. Farkas is a big loyal boss of a brute, and my best bro next to Ralof. And he's who I like more, so I went with him. But like I said, it was a:

tough:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3870477daf58ceff3a051365955500b/tumblr_n2uymrVGbT1qdmf0ho1_500.jpg

http://skyrim-adventure.tumblr.com/image/72681416270

choice:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zabzNnPO1qzvbepo1_r1_500.jpg

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66x5kJVYv1qzvbepo1_500.jpg

http://galagraphia.deviantart.com/art/Skyrim-more-Vilkas-303903520

Okay, nevermind. I change my vote to Vilkas.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/dc53c1925a89fe7a0115e4d79306643f/tumblr_mptaeuubjx1soawl4o1_500.gif

4. Teldryn Sero: No answer needed.

5. Umm...

http://societyandreligion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/General_Tullius.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/089/8/d/skyrim_screenshots__ulfric_stormcloak_3_by_vincent_is_mine-d4ugcmw.jpg

yea... Ulfric.

(pic change since people don't like Ulfie's look on the throne apparently)

6. Maul

7. Arnbjorn

8. Onmund

9. Odahviing: Because he's red, and the post is who's "hot".

He actually looks repulsive in that pic.

I hope you mean tullius.

Cor. I'd be quite happy if Farkas and Vilkas would be up for a poly V, to be honest. (V = a relationship where one person is openly and consensually dating two other people who are not, themselves, dating, as opposed to a triad where three people are all dating each other).

Also, Ulfric looks better if not viewed straight on: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2874899459/ce56c2dcfae0c604467d4f17fe24ab3e.jpeg

Spit roast

If you seriously are saying Tullius in the pic I shared looks better than Ulfric, then I don't believe you.

I don't think they'd be down with that. No further comment.

I'm being entirely serious. Ulfric is a handsome man, but he looks fugly in that pic.

Who cares what Ulfric looks like, his voice is enough.

I don't know how important gender is to dragons since they don't breed, but for the sake of this thread, all dragons we see in Skyrim are male. Female (feminine?) dragons show up to fix time distortions.

I'm going to double check that it's the one with him sitting in his chair.

I don't see it, but then, you do find Elisif hot....

He's not necessarily saying Tullius looks better than Ulfric, but Ulfric's pic doesn't do him justice.

D: Still no Kharjo? There should totally have been a Khajiit Caravan guards section. (...but Khayla vs. Kharjo is actually pretty difficult for me)

Anyway-

Brynjolf,

Eorlund

Damn, tough choice. I ultimately said Farkas, but it's easily a tie.

I don't know either of these characters.

Ulfric Stormcloak

Jon Battle-Born

Nazir

J'zargo

Odahviing (Oh wow... Spellcheck auto-corrects this!).

Have never seen the big deal with Marcurio, and, looking at the poll, it turns out there isn't one

Ulfric next to Tullius flat-out isn't fair on the old codger, should've done Ulfric v. Torryg instead. That would've been really close.

His face looks like the kind of face that you would see on a BBC gardening programme for pensioners.

Er, lol if you say so. I don't see anything wrong with it, but here:

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/089/8/d/skyrim_screenshots__ulfric_stormcloak_3_by_vincent_is_mine-d4ugcmw.jpg

You see, there's the sixy beast I know and love. Everyone has bad pictures. Maybe he didn't get much sleep on that particular day?

And I realise that that was a surreal anology of Ulfric's picture.. But there you go. I'm weird.