im a first timer but, uh yeah i know how to RP from other forums...Name: Maudus Freton
Nickname: forkmaster. or "forky"
Race: Argonian
Gender: Male
Age: ?
Birthsigns: The Thief

Focus: Stealth and Social
Skills(In Game): Sneak, Acrobatics, Athletics, Marksman, Blade, Security
Skills(NonGame):theivery, longrange attacks of all sort\, assasination
Class: Forkhunter

Class Description:
General Appearance: very dirty and scummy aand spikes on his head unique to argonians
Hair: Spikes/ Spines.
Eyes: Bloodred
Height: 6"0
Build: fair
Skin: Red with hints of green/ orange
Tattoos/Scars: None

Personality: Although feared by many among hius forkhunters he is renown as a hilarious joker with a tendancie to pull pranks. (watch out for the forks on your bed!) he is often hostile towards mages although he has a somewhat knack at alteration.

Weapon(s): Golden fork: instantly makes the enemy appear in his stomach for certain foes.
Skewer of light. banishes evil to the Kazra realm and just impales non-evil creatyres/ humanoids.
a beautiful elvish bow carved from the famed Jirkall tree/
Clothing/Armour: scummy leather torn and dirty, often wet as he swims quite often. but he wears a heavy Orcish plate/greaves when in real battle. (he stole it off the mighty Spork Lord.)
Inventory: forks, forks, and more forks, along with arrows (fork tipped) and his bow

Misc Skills and Traits:
-Forky is a master theif
-forky tends to use mental and physical tricks to defeat people.

Short Bio: hid out in Kvatch, where he met his best friend Orkulg gro-Malug an extremely tough orc who helped him with his heists. so after a year or two of lucridous heists stealing forks, and for orkulg, gold. but one day the Daedra attacked the small city for unknown reasons. Unfortuanately the daedra siege engine killed orkulg and in revenge he ventured into the void to Oblivion where he found several Khajiit being enslaved as kitty kats to the supreme Spork Lord. there was an epic battle between them and For nine hours the battle ensued until a khajiit woman broke free from the ropes and had just enough time to deliver the ultimate gift.The golden fork! it was enchanted. anything Forkmaster declared was food would appear in his stomach when he touched it with the fork. so he used in on the supreme Spork Lord and won!

You mean you've already give up on your RP?

heh, well i guess no one will join. if people do decide to, then, yeah i will keep going but i think its a little to goofy for the people on this forum....

Lots of outlandishly goofy RPs have shown up on these forums, that intend to be insincere in design, but still played out as though it were a serious RP. Unfortunately(to some) these are always doomed to fail within a few posts. Someone made a Culinaromancer RP once, it bombed... I tried to set up a Power Rangers RP, it bombed. Ah well... always bomb.

you gave up very quickly.

Why post a character sheet and try to find a roleplay they would fit in when you could find a roleplay you like and make the character sheet pertaining to the thread?

Most roleplays get deeper after the first few threads and begin to grow their own personality. You just have to jump in both feet first.

Getting a full-sized humanoid (oh well, even a dog-sized critter) suddenly filling your belly can give a whole new meaning to 'avoir les yeux plus gros que le ventre' (french equivalent of 'biting more than you swalow' - a literal translation would be 'having bigger eyes than belly'