» Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:09 am
Still holding out hope there is some trickery from ESO. Game actually launches on the 1st, 3 day EA is on the 29th and 5 day EA is on the 27th. Come one ZoS! You all gotta have some tricks up your sleeves!
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/25ef984573d86958fdfbfe45da7bfdec/tamriel-april-fools-joke.jpg
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:24 pm
That's nice, dear.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:04 am
The game's released on the 4th of April.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:13 am
Someone's been hitting the Skooma a bit too hard.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:14 pm
Shh! Don't want the guards to find out!
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:35 pm
lolwut??? he was right, ice brain
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:38 am
Too late! I told the guard but luckily for you there was a brawl in the tavern, you best split before it pipes down.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:00 am
Well, I am safe, I think, I did move to the fabled Khajiit lands of Colorado where there is no oppression against skooma now.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:42 am
Skooma sounds way more like Meth than a simple herb...
I did a quest that was all like "Did you find all our alchemy potions and stuff?" from some skooma makers and then you could turn them into the police or not...
Somehow it all got started because somebody burned down their meth-I mean skooma lab...
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:02 pm
Guards updated their tech, luckily for you it malfunctions on cat...I mean feline hair samples that float in the air.. I'm not crazy,... I swear......
*crouches into a ball and tries to roll off*
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:35 am
If they do find me, I will just stick to my story
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/15/15a8acb8750c60b1cb1d1f6b344d4346dd69f0ad36bc11ce1f9425bf68303011.jpg
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:41 am
I didn't say he was wrong, I was commenting on him responding in an unnecessarily serious tone to a comedic post.
» Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:06 am
I think that's why it's a joke.
Are you Too Human's other account? You seem to just appear when he says something. It's a creepy twin feeling.
